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Charles, good shiny soul– I’m the brawn!
Mostly innocent ghost client: You? You? That bitch sits here, thrice your ghost age, stinking of hellfire, spiced with magic and too articulate to just call me an idiot but you are brawn? You are a sacrificial twink, you’re the dog they put in with the cheetahs, you are delusional
Edwin, resting bitch face:
Mostly innocent ghost client unable to sweat: Huh