Idia - Blog Posts

as-if-bruh

3 weeks ago

Shroud and Nikos

- Ignihyde Incorrect Quotes -

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Idia: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game and I'm winning.

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Ortho, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK?? Ortho, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!

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Idia, lying on the floor, depressed: I'll never be a cop. I'm gonna have to be a robber.

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Ortho: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium* Idia: Ortho, what did you think a tiger shark was?

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Ortho: I’m sorry, I really flew off the handle back there. It was like the handle was a bald guy going really fast, and I was his toupée.

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Idia: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.

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Idia: Where have you been all day? Ortho: Oh, just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.

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Ortho: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost! Idia: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.

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Idia: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play? Ortho: Did you just make that up? Idia: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once. Ortho: Idia: A really long fortune cookie.

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Idia: N... No! Ortho: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y... Yes???

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And another one done!! Woohoo!!! I'm having some real fun posting all of these.