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What do you think, tiny man?
Fineeeeeeeee. But don’t expect me to clean up you guys messes.
Can I have lil' John Juniper?
you’re going to have to share custody with @warden-draws-sometimes since he asked for JJ at the same time as you but tbh that’s probably a good thing since lil JJ needs constant attention or else he will start destroying the furniture
WAIT I DONT WANNA DEAL WITH HIM ON SUNDAYS! HE HAS ENOUGH ATTENTION /j
Can I have lil' John Juniper?
you’re going to have to share custody with @warden-draws-sometimes since he asked for JJ at the same time as you but tbh that’s probably a good thing since lil JJ needs constant attention or else he will start destroying the furniture
I’m tempted to make a group with just lil guys adoption center. Just a lil place to post about the tiny creatures the Ieytd community has adopted. I think they’re rly cute🥰🥰🥰 (And also to keep track of who’s adopted and who’s not)
Of course, I’m gonna need @stellar-collective s persmission cause she created these adorable lil designs
I was terrified of ieytd when I was first introduced to it. The logo looked creepy to me and the title of the game made me think it was some horror game (I didn’t buy it or watch the trailer at the time) and I just…appeared in an office. The first thing I did was light a cigarette:)
Also, I almost never play ieytd 1 because of frickin CHARLIE CALIENTE! He scares me so bad!!! I’m just minding my business, when this guy just pops out of an elevator and points a flamethrower at me!!!!!!
Me: WHAT WAS THAT My cousin: What was what? Me: A guy with no face just flamethrowered MY face off!!!! My cousin: Did you lock the elevator doors Me: After this I’m locking ALL the elevator doors!
(This was what happened according to my cousin)
(this is @phoenix-and-found-family btw you have anon asks turned off (no judgement here))
[Well, this was just peachy. They had plans tonight, too. It wasn't their first interrogation, not by a long shot, but they wanted out of here.]
"Hey, dude?" [They said, interrupting the person currently trying to "Good Cop" them.] "I'll tell you the whole truth if you get someone else to do this."
"...I'd like to see your version of Agent Phoenix."
”W…..which one..?”
The agent states, a little confused
I was thinking of making a fic where Pheonix is in the kinesium mines, giving a shiny rock to left robot, and before it dies, it gives it to Prism and she wears it on her neck which is only visible when she’s standing at the ruins of her robots:)
Idk maybe I’ll make it maybe I won’t
Somebody inbox me if you want to rp with me:)
Pheoness! What's your favorite shenanigan you got up to with Phoenix?
“Darn, there were so many good ones. But my ABSOLUTE favorite started with just an ordinary mission to steal some things from a Zoraxis base. One item that we specifically stole was some non lethal laxatives. And there was an ex-Zoraxis employee I still needed to get my revenge on for poisoning me😈😈”
LOOK WHOS BACK
THE IMFAMOUS
THE CUNTRESS
THE PHEONESS
I have some free time to spare since my other accounts aren’t that busy so if you send requests for her, I’ll make some art (Oh yea and phoenix too:)
(I have 2 Pheonix variations I hope that’s okay)
Wait...........
How come I never realized this
"Who lives"
"Who dies"
"Who tells your story."
First tome on discord could you pls explain how this works?
OOC: Well, you asked for it, and it's back! There's still a few things to work out, I need to figure out how to format it to avoid burnout, but the server's ready! So without further ado, welcome back to I Expect You To Date!
The way this works is a mix between a dating sim and freeform rp. I'll usually give the player one or more options to reply with, but they'll almost always also have a [Custom] option, which allows them to write their own response.
Basic plot is, the Agency finally discovered Zoraxis's main base, and there's no one better to send undercover than good old Agent Phoenix. There are 3 Acts in the game, and 8 routes, selected at the end of Act 1- 6 familiar faces and 2 secret routes.
With all that said, I hope you'll join me in foiling Zoraxis's top brass's most dastardly plot yet- remaining single.
Ta-ta, agents! Roz will resume posting soon.
I swear I know I’m gonna cry just by hearing Reggie’s voice
It feels like forever since I was I this fandom 😭😭😭😭😭😭
”Well, sure. Why not?”
She pushes extroverted Pheonix in front of her who was vibrating with happiness
“13-12 has people, Firebird. Go talk to em.”
“OKAYOKAYOKAYOKAY!”
A party set to celebrate both Christmas and the New Year across dimensions / universes.
(Feel free to add what each of your Phoenixes / EOD Agents will do.)
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A Christmas and New Year party set in a different dimension or universe is definitely a novel experience for Agent Phoenix, or in this case Agent 13-12. With the influx of multiple Agent Phoenixes, they decided to use a different code to distinguish themself from... well, every other Agent Phoenix.
They held out their hand, telekinesis activating as they plopped down the mango float, a dessert made of graham, whipped cream, and mangos.
"Too bad you're caught up on some things, Handler Sir~" They chuckled, touching their earpiece as their handler decided to protest, something about them giving him paperwork to do.
It only served to make them laugh.
In the background, a younger agent with blue hair was yelling at a different agent to get down from the Christmas tree.
"Wraith, I swear! Get down from there!" Agent Typhoon huffed. His handler, Elira (more affectionately called Ellie), just watches in the distance. She is beside another handler named Blue, discussing their kids agents' missions.
Blue's agent, Shadow, is sneaking off to form her own plan, a grin plastered on her face as she approaches Typhoon.
Another Phoenix, affectionately called Wyvern, approaches 13-12 as the latter was busy placing the food down.
Neither of them acknowledge the implicit food theft due to another Phoenix, Bluenix or Nix for short, taking control of the music and drawing their attention.
"You're doing that to spite them, aren't you?" A different agent, codename Smitten, with blonde hair and green eyes sat close to a different Phoenix who goes by "Sage" eating in the corner. He sighed upon seeing the spoon and fork floating at the distance.
Just arriving at the place was Agent 043, another Phoenix who immediately saw their baby siblings and went to them immediately.
Some other Agent Phoenixes have been invited and the party is about to start.
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Tagging by order of appearance:
Agent Wraith (@agentwraith) , Handler Blue (@blueorchid-95), Agent Shadow (@agent--shadow), Agent Wyvern (@phoenix-and-found-family), Agent Bluenix (@brain-is-a-toaster), "Sage" (@definitelyunhingedagentphoenix), Agent 043 (@the-one-and-only-043)
Agent 13-12, Agent Typhoon, Handler Ellie, and Agent Smitten belongs to me.
Other people who got invited but not sure what they'll do yet. (No pressure to join in. But feel free to invite other people!)
@stellar-collective, @tillywunderwing, @agentpheoness, @dandorime, @agent-phoenixxx
“Alright, that seems like a good advance.”
She takes another bottle of wine, twisting the cap off
“How have things been in your dimension while we were gone?”
A party set to celebrate both Christmas and the New Year across dimensions / universes.
(Feel free to add what each of your Phoenixes / EOD Agents will do.)
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A Christmas and New Year party set in a different dimension or universe is definitely a novel experience for Agent Phoenix, or in this case Agent 13-12. With the influx of multiple Agent Phoenixes, they decided to use a different code to distinguish themself from... well, every other Agent Phoenix.
They held out their hand, telekinesis activating as they plopped down the mango float, a dessert made of graham, whipped cream, and mangos.
"Too bad you're caught up on some things, Handler Sir~" They chuckled, touching their earpiece as their handler decided to protest, something about them giving him paperwork to do.
It only served to make them laugh.
In the background, a younger agent with blue hair was yelling at a different agent to get down from the Christmas tree.
"Wraith, I swear! Get down from there!" Agent Typhoon huffed. His handler, Elira (more affectionately called Ellie), just watches in the distance. She is beside another handler named Blue, discussing their kids agents' missions.
Blue's agent, Shadow, is sneaking off to form her own plan, a grin plastered on her face as she approaches Typhoon.
Another Phoenix, affectionately called Wyvern, approaches 13-12 as the latter was busy placing the food down.
Neither of them acknowledge the implicit food theft due to another Phoenix, Bluenix or Nix for short, taking control of the music and drawing their attention.
"You're doing that to spite them, aren't you?" A different agent, codename Smitten, with blonde hair and green eyes sat close to a different Phoenix who goes by "Sage" eating in the corner. He sighed upon seeing the spoon and fork floating at the distance.
Just arriving at the place was Agent 043, another Phoenix who immediately saw their baby siblings and went to them immediately.
Some other Agent Phoenixes have been invited and the party is about to start.
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Tagging by order of appearance:
Agent Wraith (@agentwraith) , Handler Blue (@blueorchid-95), Agent Shadow (@agent--shadow), Agent Wyvern (@phoenix-and-found-family), Agent Bluenix (@brain-is-a-toaster), "Sage" (@definitelyunhingedagentphoenix), Agent 043 (@the-one-and-only-043)
Agent 13-12, Agent Typhoon, Handler Ellie, and Agent Smitten belongs to me.
Other people who got invited but not sure what they'll do yet. (No pressure to join in. But feel free to invite other people!)
@stellar-collective, @tillywunderwing, @agentpheoness, @dandorime, @agent-phoenixxx
I haven't been on this account for weeks:(
Gonna change that now:D
Pheoness is stealing the wine from Juniper and chugging it all since her telekinetic abilities surgery had an impact on her alcohol tolerance so she can drink as much as she wants without any effects. Pheonix is cheering her on.
"Hey, I managed to snag ALL of John's alcohol, so let's get this party started!"
Pheonix throws a mistletoe at her
"It WILL once you get some guts and use this, Phee-Phee! You promised you would!"
"Well, maybe if I act wasted he might think I'm just doing it cause I'm drunk....Does our handler know i can't get drunk, firebird?"
"Nope."
"Perfect>:)"
I missed my ieytd moots how you guys doing:)
A party set to celebrate both Christmas and the New Year across dimensions / universes.
(Feel free to add what each of your Phoenixes / EOD Agents will do.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Christmas and New Year party set in a different dimension or universe is definitely a novel experience for Agent Phoenix, or in this case Agent 13-12. With the influx of multiple Agent Phoenixes, they decided to use a different code to distinguish themself from... well, every other Agent Phoenix.
They held out their hand, telekinesis activating as they plopped down the mango float, a dessert made of graham, whipped cream, and mangos.
"Too bad you're caught up on some things, Handler Sir~" They chuckled, touching their earpiece as their handler decided to protest, something about them giving him paperwork to do.
It only served to make them laugh.
In the background, a younger agent with blue hair was yelling at a different agent to get down from the Christmas tree.
"Wraith, I swear! Get down from there!" Agent Typhoon huffed. His handler, Elira (more affectionately called Ellie), just watches in the distance. She is beside another handler named Blue, discussing their kids agents' missions.
Blue's agent, Shadow, is sneaking off to form her own plan, a grin plastered on her face as she approaches Typhoon.
Another Phoenix, affectionately called Wyvern, approaches 13-12 as the latter was busy placing the food down.
Neither of them acknowledge the implicit food theft due to another Phoenix, Bluenix or Nix for short, taking control of the music and drawing their attention.
"You're doing that to spite them, aren't you?" A different agent, codename Smitten, with blonde hair and green eyes sat close to a different Phoenix who goes by "Sage" eating in the corner. He sighed upon seeing the spoon and fork floating at the distance.
Just arriving at the place was Agent 043, another Phoenix who immediately saw their baby siblings and went to them immediately.
Some other Agent Phoenixes have been invited and the party is about to start.
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Tagging by order of appearance:
Agent Wraith (@agentwraith) , Handler Blue (@blueorchid-95), Agent Shadow (@agent--shadow), Agent Wyvern (@phoenix-and-found-family), Agent Bluenix (@brain-is-a-toaster), "Sage" (@definitelyunhingedagentphoenix), Agent 043 (@the-one-and-only-043)
Agent 13-12, Agent Typhoon, Handler Ellie, and Agent Smitten belongs to me.
Other people who got invited but not sure what they'll do yet. (No pressure to join in. But feel free to invite other people!)
@stellar-collective, @tillywunderwing, @agentpheoness, @dandorime, @agent-phoenixxx
Yeyyyyyy Agent sparrow🪽
The OC was made by: @ghostlystarwanderer
Hope you like it:)
Because I’ve been inactive for so long
Have a Roxanna PRISM
I’m still alive:)
BUT REGINALD NEVER GETS DRUNK!
HE'S LIKE THE MOST RESPONSIBLE ONE HERE AND YOU'RE THE LEAST (Aside from Phoenix)!
ROXANNA HOW DID YOU ALLOW HIM TO GET THIS DRUNK?!
Agent Phoenix: *half asleep in the karaoke bar*
Reginald: *still in peak party mode and way too drunk to know what time it is* Phoenix it's your turn!
Agent Phoenix: ... Okay hold on. *Picks up the microphone. Turns on the song Tequila and promptly falls asleep before it reaches the word tequila*
I am 100% writing this while I'm sitting in a karaoke bar with friends at 2 am.
Pheoness liked her own handler
She knows the feeling
From one blue colored Phoenix to the other
Here you go, guys! The phone call >:3 @blueorchid-95 @agent--shadow @agentwraith @eod-agent-13-12
Bluenix stares at the door like it personally wronged him.
Sure as shit, there was a heart decal on the door. Bluenix felt his cheeks warm; why were the others so insistant it was a crush? It's affection and admiration- nothing more. It can't be a crush.
Crushes get people killed.
Nonetheless, he steels himself and enters the room. The black company phone sits there, and it somehow feels like it stares at him. He stares back. It's like that for a good 15 seconds. He breathes. It shouldn't be this hard to call a friend... He dials the familiar number and waits.
A kind, familiar voice answers.
"Phoenix? Phoenix! Oh it's so good you called- where ARE you? You up and left without so much as a note and Reginald's been losing his bloody mind! I've been losing my bloody mind! Are you hurt? I can-"
Woah, woah, Ollie-pop! Slow down a sec.
He chuckles a little.
It was an emergency. Still is. But I'm ok; no scratches or wounds except to maybe my pride.
"An emergency? Phoenix, what's going on?"
Multiversal conundrum: Zoraxis managed to trap a bunch of Agency personelle, and I was recruited to help get them back.
"The multiverse again?"
Yeah. Again. But, uh, I called for a different reason than to just explain.
He shuffles, his firey feathers puffing out unconsciously as he lets out a heavy sigh.
Mechanique is here... She targeted me and I just... Needed to hear your voice. I was doing well on my own for a good bit but well-
He smiles
I missed you.
Ollie worries, but he chuckles into the phone. Bluenix pretends his heart doesn't speed up.
"Well, I missed you too. Medical's been awfully quiet without you around, you know."
Hey! I'm not THAT clumsy!
"I can hear a little nasal in your voice. You ran into a wall, earlier didn't you."
... I plead the fifth.
The two laugh. Conversation flows between the two for a while. Eventually, though, Ollie is needed back in Medical, and the two say reluctant goodbyes.
I'll see you soon, ok, Ollie-pop?
Ollie giggles.
"Of course, Feather. I'll hold you to it."
Ollie hangs up as Bluenix processes everything he just heard; the soft way Ollie called him 'Feather' replaying in his head over and over as he sinks to sit on the ground. He holds his head in his hands as he groans in partial frustration.
He had a crush.
He was so screwed.
Mierda.
I realized I haven’t been focusing on ieytd as much as I should due to another hyper fixation I’m so sooooooo sorry. Im still on tumblr and I’m still working on all y’all’s amazing posts!
(Btw you could’ve guessed the hyperfixation was Sander Sides related…)
I have 2 if you need any more<3
would anyone like to sacrifice their agent phoenix design for a slideshow thing im doing
Oh gosh, this is gonna make me emotional.
When I first started playing ieytd, I remember being SO FED UP with Reginald. Like what do you mean I don’t get a vacation?! What do you mean you can’t make an antivirus?!
It went on like that for a few missions until I got to Winter break. He said something about getting a vacation and me, being the teasing menace I am, said “Handler, if I can’t go on a vacation, we’re going on a date. You’re paying.
And then I considered first class our date without him actually being there
And that’s how I met your father, Pheonix!
Hey @stellar-collective
Remember when I stole your Reggie
he’s in a box now
No context
Just box
I now want to draw them and Pheoness and Reggie on a double date🥰🥰🥰🥰
@the-one-and-only-043
Drew Phoenix and their future wifey, such whimsical cutie pies, for future posts (PLEASE DM ME IF YOU ARENT COMFORTABLE WITH ANY ART I POST ABOUT YOUR PHOENIX‼️ I WILL IMMEDIATELY REMOVE IT :33) sorry about the bg i got lazy, you can use this anywhere with credits :3
for future phoenixes, if they have cannon or oc partners, I’ll prob doodle them next to their Phoenix or smth :]