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OK TAKE 2. NOW WITH MORE CRACK. Hideyoshi and Mitsuhide keep getting into scuffles, so Nobunaga orders them to wear a "get along shirt". How much would Mitsuhide troll Hideyoshi while they are stuck together? What would he do??
Mitsuhide: Well this certainly is snug. >:3c
Hideyoshi: Don’t. Talk to me. Let’s just sit here quietly until the penalty time is up.
Mitsuhide: Now now, I believe the imperative on this shirt is to “get along,” not “ignore each other.” You wouldn’t defy one of our lord’s commands, would you?
Hideyoshi: You know I wouldn’t! >:(
Mitsuhide: Then it’s settled. We shall have to endeavor to get along. I believe this is your area of expertise, so you should have no problems leading.
Hideyoshi: Erm…
Mitsuhide: My, I feel quite charmed already.
Hideyoshi: Shut up! I mean – wait. Just give me a moment to think. It’s not as if this is happening naturally.
Mitsuhide: And here I thought your boundless charisma simply sprang forth as a matter of course. You mean to tell me that it requires effort to enchant everyone who crosses your path? Why have you never expended your energy on me?
Hideyoshi: …I haven’t?
Mitsuhide: I should think not, considering how unfailing you are with the rest of the people around you…
Hideyoshi: Oh. I, uh… Mitsuhide…
Mitsuhide: (draws in a shuddering breath) No, I shouldn’t be asking such questions of you. After all, we are trying to ‘get along.’ Please, you must turn the topic of conversation to something more pleasant and comfortable for you.
Hideyoshi: Now hold on. Mitsuhide, if what you say is true, then I owe you an apology–
Mitsuhide: (snrk) Yes, go on.
Hideyoshi: Wait–
Mitsuhide: I’m waiting. I’m certain this is going to be adorable.
Hideyoshi: MITSUHIDE!