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Why are we the same person??
Literally the same bio too-
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Yeah. I think it does. ๐ผ
how freaking DARE YOU SAY I HAVE TERRIBLE TASTE IN FICTIONAL CHARACTERSSS >:(
Sworry pookie pwease forgive me(โขำฉโข)โก
Don't lie to yourself. Mammon would of been one of those NFT bros, I know it hurts but it's true.
I liked Barbeel bc it sounded like Barbell (like a weight), sorry that was that was my b :')
"sorry that was my b" Did you come up with the ship name pal ๐คจ
But- Barbeel IS cute and it DOES sound like barbell I noticed that aswell while making the post but its awkward to say innit? It doesn't sound like a name (When I say it my tongue just ends up saying barbell anyways,,)
Ship names were originally supposed to be the name of a fanchild... , like Barbatos and Beelzebub would have a child and the kids name would be their ship name, atleast that's how it works in the old days =w=!!
The names are supposed to sound like real names atleast vaguely or be cute enough for it to not matter.. Example A, Barzlebub. Which is both cute AND sounds like a name, like I could easily imagine some demon kid that looks like a mashup of Barb and Beel with that name :3, while by contrast Barbeel is lazy and sounds like something you'd name a fish species-
Obey me ship names suck ass actually. BARBSIM?? That's stupid as hell It's obviously Simatos. Hell I'd even take Barmeon. But barbsim? Repulsive.
Rant under the cut ๐ญ
WHY DOES OBEY ME FANDOM NOT FOLLOW THE REGULAR FANDOM SHIP NAMING CONVENTION???
BARBEEL???
BAR
BEEL
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ITS BARZLBUB OR BEELOTOS. LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THOSE AREN'T CUTER THAN BARBEEL.
((I actually really like barzlbub wait omg))
Like, Barbeel isn't even the worse case of this.. Dialuci is the og shit factory, why are we slapping the first few letters of their names together?
It's always been [start of first name] x [end of last name] ,, [top] x [bottom]. This is the way God intended why are we like this, am I old? Is this how ship names work now and I've lived too long and seen the world change for the worse? Are we cooked?
I know the fandom won't bend itself to meet my arbitrary want but ,, why is it like this? ... Diasim...๐ญ
Only exception is Solodeus. Fucking perfection, no notes, live laugh love.
i have a rant about ship names coming on Jan 2 so watch out for that lads
Barbatos rounds the corner, he walks directly past you, without eye contact or a greeting. He's covered in flour and eggs, head to toe...
Mammon final got a W. The world shivers.
huh.
I just realized there are probably new people playing Nightbringer that never played the original Obey Me that only know Barbatos as this passive aggressive angry bitch that tries to murder Solomon
Idk what to do with this information-
Raphael's the type of guy to stare down a lion at the zoo then hiss back when it growls at him.
I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so
Its kinda fucked up for all the characters to go off to the Castle for some sort of secret meeting and leave Mc and Luke at home
Like
It's putting Mc on the level of a literal child, just cause they're a human, we all know the only reason Solomon is invited is cause they don't see his ancient ass as a human
Anyways the micro aggressions go wild
(man and those fanfics where LUKE goes to the meeting aswell holy shit that has me fucked up)
Mc, over phone: Okay, what time do you wanna come over?
Mammon: I'm two minutes away and I'm sprinting towards your house, I'll be there in a minute!
Mc: What?
Mammon, from outside their window: What?
The more I think about Diavolo and Barbatos, the more I realize I'd be a horrible Stepparent, Disney level bad. like- no I can not love that child it ain't mine why's it looking at me-
Barbatos come get your son;;;
Can't find this type of content anyway else folks!
i've been doing alot of stuff thats B.M. ( before mc) ig i really like lore and thinking abt the past
The actual audacity Mc and Barbatos would have to have to be openly dating is unimaginable yet completely attainable
They don't even have to try that hard-
I like the idea of Barbatos being a massive Gossip, like.
The Biggestโข๏ธ
-and because in recent centuries he's mostly around royal/ important people who he can't go around spreading tea about he just unloads everything he's heard on Diavolo.
No order. Nothing.
Oh, you think Diavolo specifically told Barbatos to spy on everyone and relay information about them to him? Nope! That's just Barbatos being physically incapable of not spilling the tea
Barbatos would die in any hill if it meant making Diavolos easier. It's just a fact.
Dom Mc is underappreciated, Its like ppl forgot that these demons are supposed to be obeying us.
The more I think about Diavolo and Barbatos, the more I realize I'd be a horrible Stepparent, Disney level bad. like- no I can not love that child it ain't mine why's it looking at me-
Barbatos come get your son;;;
Barbatos: I wanted to have a good day today.. but no. Body horror.
Mc: Are you okay-
Barbatos: there's an eyelash in my eye.
Diavolo is the biggest obstacle in the way of me and Barbatos living a happy life together btw, I can't believe he bound my husband to work for him until the end of their lives knowing full well Barbatos can never truly die. The disrespect.
Fucking unbelievable.
Gonna draw a dramatic piece of Lucifer in his demon form looking up to the sky, a bright beam of light shooting down on him with the caption "beyond tears"
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At some point, stay tuned :]
I am about five seconds away from just drawing all the Barbatos art I keep trying to speak into existence.
Mammon to Barbatos, seconds before being stabbed with a butter knife: "What? Are ya gonna stab me with that butter knife?"
I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so
Just to state the obvious, we're seeing a theme of people masqueradeing as Barbatos
Or atleast trying to lol
Babygirl don't just stand there~ help me hide this body~~<3
Someone needs to tell Diavolo that just because Barbatos says something is true doesn't make it true, it can't be me cause if I do it I'ma hurt his feelings