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Do you ever talk to your mutuals?
not really i just post things and hope they fall in love with me
listen
nothings really all that real. like time is split into 12s and 60s because of sumerians and babylonians. the ideal ratio of oxygen to carbon dioxide is based on what it was when our specific shape of stupid meatsack evolved and thus what were adapted to. we make noises into our electronic boxes all day and they get turned into and exist as 1s and 0s on a server somewhere until someone else asks the server to show it to them at which point they're converted back into something people can read. or maybe they can't read it so they send it to another server that changes it from one human language to another and then shows the translated version, represented by a different sequence of 1s and 0s, to them. sometimes a lightbulb burns out because too much charge ran through it. your walls might have asbestos on them because it was a really pretty green and they didnt know it was toxic yet. you can actually buy peppermint bark at any time of year, its just harder to find them in spring. people do yoga with goats. pomeranians and great danes are the same species. you can usually extract an image from a webpage by going through devtools, which i only learned how to do because i wanted to see someones discord profile in higher definition. you can go to a pharmacy and get hair dye, ibuprofen, nail polish, and a candy bar in the same trip.
seriously this existence is completely arbitrary and mostly artificial and we should all just chill the fuck out. i advocate being nice to each other because nothing really matters so why make things worse?
booooo 🍅🍅🍅
hai inksy
Your fortniteskinmom left you to eat deez nuts /j/HARDJ/silly
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
HOT DRAGON FACT
some can breathe fire
...is that snack named Greg?
Hubs: *watching the last two eps of SUF with me* Wow, Steven is SO annoying this season.
Me: Don't you talk about my son like that! He's trying his best!
Hubs: ...
Hubs: Oh come one, how many moms does this kid have?
Me: LIKE 3/4 OF THE FANBASE ARE HIS MOMS.
Hubs: Greg really gets around, huh?
Me: *leaves room for a snack*
ONE OF MY FAVORITE BLOGS IS BACK!!!
(They never left)
TOPHUCIUS DROP 💥💥💥 i’ve been on a grind lately tee hee 🤭
24.09.2023