Incorrect Bnha Quotes - Blog Posts

hitoshi, walking into 1-a after just being transferred: i came here to study, not to make friends.

izuku, subtly smiling: I came here to break bones and make freinds and I'm all out of bones

hitoshi, backing away: shit

Ahh yes everyone with their weird little banks of high level knowledge.

Hydroflouric acid!!!

This is the sort of Intelligence Denki has, writing and solving weird problems.

we can fix Shakespeare

Katsuki: You break Kyo's heart, I will make sure your bones legally identify as Powder, understand me?

Denki: Yeah, okay will do, and you Momo, what's your threat?

Momo: Are you aware how many assassins' I can have on you at a moments notice? The answer is as many as money can buy, and I have a lot of money Kaminari, so be warned you do anything to hurt Kyouka I will have them hunt you to the end of the earth, and I will personally make the killing blow.

Denki: ...

Katsuki: ...

Denki: I'm more scared of you now.

Katsuki: If I wasn't very gay I would be attracted to you right now.

Momo: Ohh anyway have a nice time.

Denki: Uh huh, uhh cool, bye then.

THE FUCKING CACKLE I JUST EMITTED JESUS FUCK.

Had to go outside and nearly keeled over.

Damn girl. U r a rock. I am hard. Or something.

Thanks anon!!

It's also my birthday, happy birthday me. My back hurts.

Kaminari: The world is a horrible place. This prison of flesh is insatiable. I’m going to stab anyone who tries me. My head hurts. Die.

Uraraka: Have you tried drinking some water for once?

*Kaminari drinks some water* Kaminari: Post cancelled, was just dehydrated.

Mina: Look at Kaminari go. I wonder what he’s listening to.

Bakugou: Probably something stupid

Kaminari’s headphones

Mina: Im going to kill the mango man

Kaminari: Why?

Mina: He stole my chips

Mina: Why are Kaminari and Sero on the couch kissing?

Uraraka:

*war flashbacks to ten minutes ago*

Kaminari, running into the room: WHO ate all the m&ms?

Sero, eating m&ms on the couch:

Kaminari: I called dibs on the m&ms in your mouth!

Uraraka, to Mina: m&ms

Kaminari, to the sky, after he tripped: You want me off this bridge you’re going to have to kill me

Aizawa, who heard him: What are you on?

Toga: You said you wanted a heart for Christmas?

Twice: I was joking about wanting to fall in love this Christmas.

Toga: Oh.

Twice: You got me a heart?

Toga: He was going to die anyways….. eventually

Mina: What should I do when people are flirting with me and I don’t want them to?

Kaminari: Either say in the most toddler voise possible “this is harassment” or chant “gay gay homosexual gay”

Mina: Hey Kaminari you can play the electric guitar right? Play something!

Kaminari: I don’t know, I’m not that good..

Sero: Please?

*five minutes later* The Bakusquad: GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN!!

Kaminari: In this house we respect the laws of gravity

Uraraka: No we don’t. We stomp all over them.

Aizawa, shaking: What do you mean disrespect the laws of gravity?

Iida: Twitters a mess and I’m afraid that all my classmates will start to use Tumblr, where I post out of context pieces of conversation. If they do, though, I think it will be funny to watch them try to figure out who runs my blog.

Iida: We’ll I think it’s lovely.

Bakugou: Who talks like that? Are you some Victorian maiden? I’m going to stab you.

Tsuyu: All I want is cuddles and all I get is struggles.

Tokoyami: Boys and girls of every age, wouldn’t you like to see something-

Iida: It’s October 3rd

Tokoyami: *hissing*

Mina: hehehehe

Sero: What did you do?

Mina: Can’t I laugh because I saw something funny?

Sero: That’s your “I caused trouble” laugh

Kaminari, entering with bright blue hair: Mina you have mere seconds before I kill you.

Villain: Time is an illusion and the universe is a scam! Why are you still playing at good?

Deku: Because being mean makes me feel bad.

Bakugou: Did he just..?

Mina, jokingly: The entirety of human philosophy right there

Bakugou: ARSON!

Aizawa: No

Bakugou: Okay but consider: using it against villains

Aizawa: Still a hard no

Tsuyu: Hey Mom, Dad, Kaminari, my friends are here to study!

Midoriya: Wait why is Kaminari here

Kaminari: I’ve been spending afternoons here since I was 5. The better question is why are you here?

Aizawa: I don’t care for these new villains and you can quote me on that.

Kaminari: I’m in need of a nap but vibrating with energy at the same time.

Momo, sighing: That’s a panic attack

Kirishima: Queen’s dead.

Kaminari: Queen’s dead?

Mina, nodding: Queen’s dead

Jirou: The gay feeling of seeing a pretty woman in a suit,,,,,, iconic

Bakusquad taste in music, based on the playlists I made for them:

Bakugou - panic at the disco and fall out boy. A little bit of mcr and other random songs.

Kaminari: It’s a bit of a mix of things that interest him. A bunch of electric songs ironically and a lot of pop songs.

Mina: A mix of female pop artists she likes.

Sero - A mix of 80s and indie music

Kirishima - A lot of motivation/workout songs. He mostly listens to music when he trains.

Kaminari: The bakusquad? More like the girls and the gays.

Bakugou: I’m begging you to stop

Kirishima: My middle school years were just me saying ‘not now gay thoughts’.

Kaminari: That’s gay

Kirishima: I’m unsure if that’s an insult or a compliment

Kaminari: It’s a statement of fact. Also, a compliment.