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Aether: I have acquired my birth receipt! Y’all can return me now!
Cirrus: I WILL PEE ON EVERYTHING YOU LOVE
Dewdrop: I swear to Buddha the next person who dabs on me is getting a cambro to the face.
Swiss: If you name that Pokémon “Sportacus” I’m disowning you.
Sunny: *sobbing* I’m not a cinnamon roll! I’m fierce!
Mountain: *licks Aether* you taste like a cracker.
Cumulus: hey you know that Disney trip we just took? That pun was so bad I’m retroactively uninviting you from it.
Rain: *placing a hand on Dews head* when I snap, I won’t kill you. I’ll just add you to the collection ~
Phantom: Who stole my German dungeon porn?!
Aurora: *standing beside Mountain* your face might be too high for me to reach but your knees aren’t.
+Bonus Papas
Copia: BITCH THATS MY GOOD EYE!
Terzo: You FILTHY WHORE! Let me put the baby down and then tell me everything
Secondo: ….bold words for someone within biting distance….
Primo: Hey finally! *points at a Texas longhorn* Something more horny than Terzo!
Nihil: UNHAND MY THIN MINTS YOU THOT!