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Shisui: Okay, you're driving and Hashirama and Tobirama walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Madara: Definitely Tobirama, I wouldn't hurt Hashirama.
Shisui: ...
Shisui: The breaks, Madara, you hit the breaks.
tobirama: so what kind of jutsu are you kids coming up w these days
naruto: in one i transform into a woman with huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doh-
minato: it’s called [lists off 15 adjectives and 2 verbs, does not mention what the jutsu does]
naruto: also i can transform into At Least 12 hot guys at once
tobirama: guys what the fuck
tobirama: i’m 50% murder, 80% gay and 70% a hero
madara: that’s 200%
tobirama: i’m twice the man you’ll ever be