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annabeth: chiron, there's something we need to tell you. percy and i are dating.
chiron: i’ve known for the last few years, you two are inseparable.
percy: years? we've only been dating for a few weeks!
chiron: then what the hell were you doing before that?!
Percy: *exist*
Monster: seafood
Read PJO and HOO they said, it will be fun they said. Why are you on the floor crying at 3am they said (just now)
Rick Riordan is my favorite author and I love his books but I will never hesitate to call him Dick Diordan
When Percy had amnesia, was homeless and at the same time fighting for his life against two gorgons sister, he was worried abt how his mom and Annabeth are gonna react when they learn he stole a police car
When I think of the most common sense and level headed couple in PJO I think of a tree spirit and a half goat
Jason: I fought this vicious, dangerous, scary opponent when I was young which left me with this battle scar.
Piper: What he meant is he tried eating a staple when he was two
Annabeth: *see Percy and the pegasi talking* What are you doing?
Percy: Just teaching them a song
The song: Shawty's like a melody in my head that I can't keep out got me singin' like
Thalia: Everybody has a gay cousin
Nico: I don’t
Thalia: ...
Nico: Oh I’m the gay cousin
Piper: How long do you think it’s gonna take for a god to curse Percy?
Leo: a week
Nico: a day
Jason: Never cause Annabeth with Percy.
So basically what's happening here is:
Leo: I've never done anything wrong in my entire life.
The entire fandom: We know this, and we love you.
Nico: So, Leo is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Jason: Why? Nico: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row. Leo, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
Luke: You can't force the gods to do anything
Percy "pay your freaking child support" Jackson: Bet
Nico Di Angelo: If i had a nickel for everytime I saw Annabeth fall off a cliff I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.