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Jean: Ingrid, keep an eye on the player. He is going to say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.
Ingrid: sure, I'd love to see the player get punched.
Jean: try again.
Ingrid sighing: I will stop the player from getting punched.
Ingrid: you'd make a decent prostitute.
Dave: I'd make an amazing prostitute.
In a bar
Dave: I think I just figured something out. I gotta go.
Ingrid: aren't you forgetthing something?
Dave: *thinking*
Dave: *kiss Ingrid's forehead*
Ingrid: no! Pay your bill!
Ingrid: damm! Who rised you?
The girls at the bar
Zoe: Ingrid, since you'r leaving, I'd like to make a toast.
Carmen: bye.
Ingrid: oh my god. That was perfect.