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If it was really rare steak, you would need to:
-scale a great mountain and enter the cave at its peak
barter and haggle for passage with the gnomes for six days
-cross the great magma river Buorgenoasl in a canoe
-go through the chamber I can't remember the name of with all the stalactite constructs
-Eat a really weird herb that smells like the middle F note of a guitar but doesn't taste like anything
-Translate the ancient texts to discover your long sought after recipe
-find out this is instructions for teaching shrimp to fry rice
-repeat from step one in a different mountain