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"the chipmunks on my dresser are holding a revolution, their tiny arrows get stuck in my feet
there, I wrote a tumblr post
are you gonna let me have tumblr now?"
✨️my mother✨️
It's been decided
KR: drives the car
KP: has the funds
me: brings the vibes
✨one whole adult✨
me: "Why are my pet peeves your favorite??"
KP: "tiny anger"
me: *malfunctions*
me, holding up the pile of garbage I picked up from the auditorium: I'm going to commit a crime
M: ok
M: as long as I don't see it, it didn't happen
this time I get to be Jesper and Nina
kaz: "I should try that: dress all nicely and spread lies."
inej: "I do love throwing knives."
jesper: "Hey, I stole that fair and square!"
wylan: "I'm gonna cry about it for hours when I get home, but other than that it's ok."
nina: *someone complains about how many people are in the room* "It's ok because I look better than everyone here."
matthias: "You live and you learn. You live, and I learn how not to live like you."
KR: "that went from zero to arson real fast"
SR: "I'm gonna go eat my cocanie, see you at lunch"
MS, checking her watch: "oh, I think my cat's dying"
me, walking into the costume room for the first time this school year: "It's like the first breath of fresh air in months!!"
SR, KR, KP, and I: *make a "vertical panic pile"*
Note: a "panic pile" is a theatre tradition of a bunch of us laying on the floor in an overlapping pile when we get stressed
I love that I can be Spot and Crutchie
jack: "I'm just simultaneously too stupid and too smart."
katherine: "do you feel like I called you out? good 'cause I did."
david: "guys I got manipulated by a six year old the other day."
les: "what if, after high school, I just became a clown."
crutchie: "last time I wore my bandana, everyone kept asking if I was in a gang. I just like bandanas, calm down."
race: "you best call me Tom, because I'm about to do some foolery."
spot: "I don't want to be endearing. I want to be feared."
me: YOU CAN'T FIST FIGHT THE COUNTER
me: WHY DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS
honored to represent our queen Inej
kaz: "what are we doing? I wasn't paying attention, I was too busy scheming."
inej: "he was terrified of me because he thought I tried to murder him and I wasn't gonna stop him from believing that."
jesper: "my summer aesthetic is otter pop."
wylan: "I was gonna fact check it, and then I forgot, and now it's been two months, so--"
nina: "I just need more food because I'm a gluttonous little beast."
matthias: "You disgust and amaze me at the same time."
CL (RIP) & JR (RIP): *threaten my grumpy bear plush for "all [his] secrets"*
me: I think I'm dying you guys
CL (RIP): That's ok- that's bad
me: dID YOU JUST ALMOST SAY THAT'S OK
CL (RIP): YES BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT'S NOT OK