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Since everyone's getting their siffren plushies, I want to share my expert, amazing, 100% beneficial guide
● 1 comfort your siffrin
- soft head pats
- shoulder touch
- talk to them
●2 introduce the siffren to new things
-new smells
- new places, etc
● it is important to keep ur siffren away from pineapples
- yes this includes hawaiian pizza.. u weirdo
● 3 make sure ur siffrin doesn't get lonely
- give them plushies to talk to
- shamefully open ur wallet to buy the rest of the party
●4 BY GOD DO NOT LET THEM OPEN THEIR EYES, I REPEAT DO NOT LET THEM SEE COLOURS THIS WILL HURT UR SIFFRIN
● 5, keep an eye on siffrin & loop if ever/ whenever they are communicating
● introduce ur siffrin with modern culture
(Brainrott)
● DO NOT LET THE SIFFRIN LISTEN TO THE NEWS, DO NOT. THEY WILL FREAK OUT
● mac and cheese
-Extremely effective
Genuinely kinda worried about the sif plush I ordered in October it hasent come yet :(
ANYWAYS ART YUM!
Sorry if the text isent that clear! Also ignore art corspe
Ai won't replace humans because ai can't replace crappy Ms paint drawings
No clue why siffrin never wished for this
OH, OH I JUST NOTICED THE STRAY LINE
Too late tho, oh well!!!