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Guy on show we're watching: *Climbs onto a rock and does a Lil mono*
Dad: 'Ooh! We got a jumper!'
Me: *slow head turn* 'Excuse me?'
Dad: 'Oooh, he's gunna jump!'
Me: 'DAD! HE NOT GOING TO K!LL HIMSELF!'
Guy: *gets down*
Dad: *Sad dad noises*