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nd then me and chuuya get married afterwards
Dazai: Arrange the marriage!
Port Mafia: *cheers and applause*
Chuuya: Wait!
Dazai: What? You’re all I ever wanted. You’re beautiful!
Chuuya: Thank you. But what else?
Dazai: What else?
Chuuya: Is beauty all that matters to you?
Dazai: [Looks to Oda]
Oda: [Shakes his head]
Mori: Dazai… What else?
Dazai: I, uh… What else is there?
Hirotsu: *Buzzer noise*
[LATER - KOUYOU and CHUUYA prepare to leave]
Kouyou: We tried, boss. No one can say we didn’t try.
Mori: [Sobs.]
Kouyou: Say goodbye, Chuuya.
Chuuya: Goodbye.
Kouyou: Goodbye…?
Chuuya: Dazai.
Mori: [Nudges DAZAI]
Dazai: *whines* Boss.
Mori: Dazai!
Dazai: Goodbye, chibi.
Mori: All these years of planning… Wasted!
[KOUYOU and CHUUYA leave]
Oda: What else is there? He says, “Is beauty all that matters?” And you say, “What else is there?!”
Dazai: It was dumb, I know.
Oda: You should write a book. ‘How to Offend Men in Five Syllables or Less’.