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going back to the source material only to be violently reminded that the widely accepted fanon ship isn’t actually canon is so strange
it feels like going off to war and keeping a picture of your dear wife on your bedside, only to come home to an empty house and divorce papers on the table. Or worse. You catch her with another man in another ship
Redoing the criminal minds ships as Taylor songs, each ship has two besides Ralvez because I couldn’t think of another song for them, sorry.
Jemily: August or lavender haze
Ralvez: Labyrinth or Sweet Nothing
Hotchniss: Illicit affairs or all too well
Moreid: Out of the woods or You’re losing me
Garvez: Paper rings or How you get the girl
Morcia: Style or gorgeous
Jeid: The one or Champagne problems
Spencelle: Midnight Rain or right where you left me
Willifer: Come back.. Be here or Lover
Demily: Red or Enchanted
Temily: Dress or Daylight
Spaeve: Exile or Haunted
Just some Criminal minds ships as Taylor Swift songs.. Don’t mind me
•Hotchniss - All Too Well
•Morcia - Style
•Jeid - Everything has Changed
•Jemily - Illicit Affairs or August
•Garvez - Paper Rings
•Demily - Gorgeous
•Spencelle - Right Where You Left Me
•Moreid - Blank Space
•Willifer - Come back.. Be here. Or Lover
•Spencer and Maeve - Exile
May post more but idk yet. 🤷♀️
Speaking of Jemily: would you like if i post the fic i'm writting "you're nothing more than his wife?"
the tropes: Co-workers to lovers, one bed trope, she falls first- she falls harder, in denial, first wlw relationship ,internalized homophobia , comp-het, falling out, she marries a man.
The fic is about when Emily joins the team Jj falls in love with a woman for the first time. (season 1)
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Her lips part as she puts the hints together. You don’t have to be a profiler to put it together. She opened her mouth to say something but shut it again.
“You. you did it on purpose” she whispered, our eyes meeting “you touched my hand, the tee-shirt. You did it on purpose”
“It took you long enough to realize” my mouth creeped into a smile.
I was listening to loml and I started thinking about jemily (the ship name of two female fbi agents, Emily and jj, on criminal minds). Jj left Emily when jj thought she was in love with her new husband, Jj ends up pregnant and now feels like she has to stay in the relationship. and in my mind it's the song Emily would associate with Jj.
It reminds me of Kaylor. Taylor is singing to Karli. she's the lost of Taylor's life.
In my mind, both Kaylor and Jemily found their way back together despite the husbands and kids.
I was listening to loml and I started thinking about jemily (the ship name of two female fbi agents, Emily and jj, on criminal minds). Jj left Emily when jj thought she was in love with her new husband, Jj ends up pregnant and now feels like she has to stay in the relationship. and in my mind it's the song Emily would associate with Jj.
It reminds me of Kaylor. Taylor is singing to Karli. she's the lost of Taylor's life.
In my mind, both Kaylor and Jemily found their way back together despite the husbands and kids.
JJ: I need boy advice, help!
Emily: Kill him.
Emily: I always thought "happiness" started with an "h". So why does mine start with "u"?
JJ:
JJ: Are you dyslexic?
Emily: I am not the jealous type.
JJ: You punched Spencer.
Emily: He was holding your hand.
JJ: It was a handshake.
Emily: First of all, fuck this.
Emily: Second of all, fuck off.
Emily: Third of all, fuck me.
JJ: I… uh… what?
Emily: Did I fucking stutter?
Emily: Wait. People actually tell their crushes they like them?
Derek: What the hell do YOU do?
Emily: I die? What kinda question...
Emily: JJ's lip balm tastes like honey and something else, but I can't decide what.
Spencer: YOU GUYS KISSED?
JJ: No. She just ate my lip balm.
JJ: That’s ridiculous. Emily does not have a crush on me.
Derek: Yes she does.
Spencer: Yes she does.
Emily: Yes she does.
Emily: Mfs be texting at 3am "wyd", bro I'm in bed with your wife.
Will: Emily, answer my call.
Emily: I love Cheetos.
JJ: Me too.
Emily: Guess we should make out then.
JJ: Do you like me?
Emily: No...
JJ: What if started dating-
Emily: What if I break their face!
Emily, pointing: Can I sit there?
JJ: That’s my lap…
Emily: That doesn’t answer my question.
Emily: I want to be a caterpillar.
JJ: Explain?
Emily: Eat a lot, sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.
JJ: You know that they have a lifespan of like two weeks right?
Emily: That's another highlight.
JJ: Emily NO-
JJ: I feel like doing something stupid.
Emily: I’m stupid! Do me!
JJ: Look, let's just agree to say sorry on the count of three. One, two, three...
Emily:
JJ:
JJ: See, now I'm disappointed in both of us.
Emily: Not me. I've never been prouder.
Derek: Let's prep you for your date tomorrow with JJ. It's at 7pm. What time do you arrive?
Emily: Seven A.M. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not, I have to kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.
Derek: You're ready.
Emily: Really?
Derek: No. Everything you just said was insane, but we're out of time.
Emily: You have to learn to love yourself.
JJ: Don't you hate yourself?
Emily: Yes, but this is about you, stay focused.
Emily: Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.
JJ: [Glares at her]
Emily: See?
JJ: Why are you wet?
Emily: I knocked over a plant in the kitchen and Sergio saw it.
JJ: So?
Emily: I had to spray myself water-
JJ (confused): Wait-why?
Emily: I wanted to show him that the law applies for everyone [shrugs]
JJ: Did you eat my powdered donuts?
Emily: *mouth full of donuts* no.
JJ: Then what's the white powder on your jeans?
Emily: That's cocaine.
Derek: You need a hobby.
Emily: I have a hobby.
Derek: Creating fake scenarios in your head of you and JJ isn't a hobby.
Emily: You're right. It's a profession and I excel at my job.
Emily: *laying on a pool chair unconscious*
Penelope, panicking: She’s not breathing!
Derek: I’ll give her mouth to mouth!
Emily: *opens one eye* Ew no! Let JJ do it!
*closes eye*
Spencer:
Hotch:
Rossi:
Penelope:
Derek:
JJ: GET OUT OF THE WAY, MOTHERFUCKERS
Emily: I know you must be surprised to see me here.
JJ: Not really, since you follow me everywhere.
Emily: You're a lying, cheating, piece of garbage! You're not the woman I married!
JJ: Then we'll get a divorce! And I'm taking Henry!
Henry, slowly sliding the monopoly board away from them: I think it's time we stop playing...
Emily: You know you've made it when you see your picture up everywhere you go. JJ: Emily... Those are wanted posters.