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Tumblr has a severe lack of jin siblings content, at least the funny kind ☝️ so here's Part 2 of my Incorrect Quotes Jin Siblings style
Jin Zixuan : Dammit, Yao!
Meng Yao : What?! It wasn’t me!
Jin Zixuan : Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Su!
Qin Su : Not me either.
Jin Zixuan : Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Mo XuanYu : *whistles*
Jin Zixuan : *Gently taps table*
Meng Yao : *Taps back*
Qin Su : What are they doing?
Mo XuanYu : Morse code.
Jin Zixuan : *Aggressively taps table*
Meng Yao : *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Meng Yao, Mo XuanYu, and Jin Zixuan are sitting on a bench
Qin Su: Why do you guys look so sad?
Meng Yao: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Qin Su sits down*
Mo XuanYu: The bench is freshly painted.
Mo XuanYu: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Meng Yao: Not if they consent to it.
Qin Su: Depends who you’re stabbing.
Jin Zixuan: YES?!?
Is this out of character? Yes. Do I care? Absolutely not.
So I'm writing a fanfic on AO3 for the Jin Siblings right? And I absolutely love those silly fucks so you all are going to listen to my silly incorrect quotes about them
Mo XuanYu: This is bothering me.
Qin Su: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
Mo XuanYu: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually
Meng Yao: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Jin Zixuan: Twelve, actually.
Meng Yao: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Jin Zixuan: Yours!
Meng Yao: That's right: no one's.
Qin Su: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Meng Yao: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Qin Su: but what’s the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Meng Yao: Su-mei, they...they weren’t always orphans.
Qin Su:
Meng Yao , teaching Qin Su to drive: Okay, you're driving and Jin Zixuan and Mo XuanYu walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Qin Su : Oh, definitely Xuan-ge. I could never hurt Mo XuanYu .
Meng Yao , massaging his temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
Jin Zixuan : You know, there’s something weird going on with your face?
Meng Yao : What?
Jin Zixuan : You’re smiling! I didn’t know you could do that?
Jin Zixuan : I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The Squad: Awwww-
Jin Zixuan : And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The Squad: Oh.
Anyways check out my very off cannon but very funny fanfiction about these gobbers because if MXTX won't give them a happy ending I WILL