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Fun Fact: if you wanted to have sex with Joe Goldberg for at least thirty minutes, he’d have to cum 37.5 times. Rounded up, that’s 38. He would have to cum 38 times to complete thirty minutes.

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i don’t know if joe goldberg and steve kemp would be best friends or enemies.

the thing about joe is he wants to be normal. he doesn’t like his “monstrous” tendencies. he tries to ignore them. but then when he gives in, he falls deep into the rhythm again

but steve, oh steve is plain old bad. he doesn’t care if he’s hurting people, ruining their lives- well… ending their lives really. he doesn’t even seem to be in it for the money. steve just likes hurting people it seems.

so i think on the surface level, they could be friends. they both can socialize though they’re awkward about it. but i think if either of them found out abkur the others…hobbies. then it would almost become a competition. like ‘who can get the girl?’ is joe going to sweep her off her feet and rescue her from her “horrible life”? or is steve going to snatch her up and sell her meat before that?

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