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Woke up at 3 am delirious and extremely thirsty but my water glass was empty so I was like “I know exactly how to fix this” So I googled “big water” and in my half asleep state I was certain that would allow me to manifest a large glass of water in reality. Didn’t work but now I know there’s a town in Utah called Big Water.


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People making typos in groupchats and then getting whaled on is extremely funny unless I am the one making the typo, in which case you guys are not funny and being very immature


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forget the Internet things that would be incomprehensible 2 years ago phenomenon

where is the appreciation for Internet things that you could show to someone from 3000 BC and be almost sure they’d get a kick out of it


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Why is your url washingdishes with the w and d switched ?

My URL does not stand for Washing dishes.


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lets have phone sex over walkie talkies


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1 year ago

HERE! HERE!

But really though, school lunches should be free. It's a good thing to have a reduced/free lunch based on family income but having to watch someone who doesn't meet the requirements for that and having to watch them get rejected food is aweful and heartbreaking.

jin-jamm-desu - Screaming Lizard Creations

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7 months ago

I’m so sick of people judging me based on my gender. From now on my gender is .

I am a .

My pronouns are / .


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