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If I were a lawyer ahahah😂👏
Omgg ahahahahaah I cantt😭😭😂😂 help-
Yes you can people! Yes you can😭😂👏
Pfffffttt- Wonder what Mercury is gonna do with that mula 😂🤝
Happens to me a lot😭😭😂
Ahahah😂 I wonder how mercury retrograde affected Mr.Mercury here😭😂
“Shorts”
Ethan suffers with their minds ☠️
Also, introduction to more characters! From left to right, Hiélo Garoh, Behati Nearu, and Yuno Nearu. In a real-life situation, they wouldn't stay in the same place friendly. Behati would try to kill Hiélo ❤️
If the letters are too small, just click on the image and zoom it!
And in case you didn't get it, Hiélo understood short = height, Behati understood short = shot (arrow) and Yuno understood short = shot (drink). Yuno thinks shot means beer because he read it in an HQ and interpreted it wrong.
Is this a late joke? Yes. Did this idea only come to me last night? Also yes. Would Scarlet make a better president than the one who won the election? Absolutely fucking not.
3:10 to Yuma Fandom
Fandom so small you could use it as a unit of measurement for your ex's 🍆 (You'd probably need a smaller unit of measurement still)
So… I’m not saying I made it happen, but the Duolingo owl was killed off pretty quickly after I posted this XD
Duolingo is the ancient of language, and makes their form look deceptively cute so it can indulge in its obsession to teach its domain to other humans
It’s just a random thought prompt, but DCxDP where Danny is talking to one of the other bats/heros
hero: phone goes off, them groaning “I downloaded this stupid app so I could learn (insert language) for a mission, but it won’t shut up with the reminders
Danny: glances up from where he was chilling out and talking “why not just delete it?”
Hero: “I’ve tried, but the stupid owl app won’t go away”
Danny and the bats freeze, turning to the hero in horror: “do the damn lesson”
Hero: blinking “why, it’s not like the stupid bird can actually do anything.”
Danny: hisses “dude, shut up! Duo is a powerful eldritch horror, he’ll kill you!”
John Constantine: walking in the room and spitting out his drink “why in the bloody hell are you even mentioning that blokes name?!”
Danny: points at hero “he downloaded their app and is refusing to do their daily lessons!”
John: stares in horror before nopeing out “you bastards are on your own!”
Danny: grabbing the bats and opening a portal to the cave “nope, we out, I’ve dealt with enough nightmare to know a fight I can’t win when I see one”
Hero: left standing alone, glancing at his phone as it vibrates again with a notification “well… shoot”
Came up with a joke when I was in hobby lobby, what do you call a lesbian bar that serves ice cream? A Klondike bar:) lmao
When saiki see a bug
I was today years old
when I found out that …
Triangle basically means “three angles” :)
Why don't we get an instruction manual when we are born? Like, seriously, I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing anymore
yes please :D
Ineffable Fandom manifesting S3 :D.
10 Worst characters in Good Omens🔪
10. There aren't
9. Any characters
8. In Good Omens
7. That deserve to be labelled
6. As the worst
5. Because all the characters
4. Have their own
3. Backgrounds and characteristics
2. Which make them unique and interesting
1. Metatron
Lily likes Amity and Luz from owl house and Charlie and Vaggie from Hazbin, well she can’t anymore because they are both incesty. Amity wears her hair up and then later wears it down SO DOES LUZS MOM that’s obviously some kind of complex, and Vaggie is an angel and Lucifer was also an angel this basically means they are the same person Charlie is dating her dad !!!! (This is a joke about Lilys arcane take obviously these are fine)
Lily with couples she like: Perfect, not a single mistake. If you disagree you are a [Insert the insult she uses today]
Also Lily when she dislike a couple or a certain character and adds them into her hate spyral on her vídeos and tumblr: INCEEEEESSSTTTTT!!!!! KYLE RON!!!!!!!!! HUNTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All people are Non-binary
If you aren't made of 1s and 0s you aren't binary
Sorry to say my friend
This isn't Undertale related but I though this was funny
Pls tell me it is