Just Why - Blog Posts

I just found out about the true way pineapples grow and I am horrified.

Just why?

I can hear the electricity in my laptop charger. It makes me want to vivisect myself.

nah this isn't a joke the year 7s in my school have full ass leather chairs while in my bus the chairs fall off and have chewy stuck on them this is clear favouritism

I'm gonna sob he's everything to me WHY IS HE SO BEAUTIFUL DAZAI WAS RIGHT

The man of all time

I just found out that Kirsch Vermilion

Is voiced by the same VA that voices this motherfucker

Like what the fuck

Songs for when your art app deleted all your lineart and you're having a mental breakdown

DONT SCROLL THIS IS IMPORTANT!

im begging anyone who sees this post to prevent rapesexual, im begging you. no one will see this but if you do reblog to get the message out that these fuckers exist and dont deserve to exist heres the flag so you can know who to fucking block, report and tell to fuck off

i dont want this to ruin the pride and help with self esteem of being lgbtq+ so a signal boost from larger accounts might be nice

I don't know what worries me more, the fact that someone made that ship or that exist people who like it

I just wake up for work and... did I just saw Cody x his dad ship art 😰🤢

... do not fucking get close to me

Umbridge at leasthad the initiative to make actual laws and rules about things she didn’t like.

Judge Donna Scott Davenport oversees a juvenile justice system in Rutherford County, Tennessee, with a staggering history of jailing children. She said kids must face consequences, which rarely seem to apply to her or the other adults in charge.

This woman needs to be kicked off the bench and disbarred. Then, she must be prosecuted for abuse of power.

https://www.propublica.org/article/black-children-were-jailed-for-a-crime-that-doesnt-exist

Are you Loki?

also heres a collection of bumper stickers i plan on putting all on the same car

E WTF IM LITERALLY GONNA CRY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

E. THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE WRITTEN FOR THE STAN FUCKING DIES TO THE MEMORY GUN AU (very succinct i know) HAVE ME IN A GODDAMN CHOKEHOLD. HOW DID YOU MAKE "YOU'RE OUR HERO STANLEY" EVEN SADDER????? ford saying that to stan as he's dying is SO. OUHHHHHHHHVGGHHGHHGG. i need to take a walk. 👍

Hello. I hope you're back from your walk because I'm about to hit you again.

I tried to make it come across in the story (idk if I did that well enough) but after Ford fires the memory gun, Stan doesn't die RIGHT AWAY.

The human brain is kinda. Squishy. And there's a level of disconnect between the brain and the body. It's been hypothesized that human death takes a LOT LONGER than we think, hence why people can be "dead" for minutes at a time and seemingly come back to life with no real explanation. But brain death has pretty much been agreed to be the end all of death, give or take the 7 minutes theory (which you all should go Google, that shit is WILD)

Basically, Ford straight up killed his brother with the memory gun. Yanked the memories (and the funtion) straight out of Stan's brain, which shut it down.

The memory gun was so invasive that it made Stan's brain forget how to be a brain. It no longer functioned, at all.

Without a brain telling them what to do, the heart and lungs sort of just. Stopped. Working all together. No lungs means no oxygen, so Stan's brain kind of just suffocated and died.

Now TRADITIONALLY, this process would have probably taken like. The three minutes it took for the air in Stan's lungs to run out, the minute or so when his body went "AW FUCK THE AIR" but didn't (couldnt) do anything because the brain is mush, and then another six or seven minutes where the brain suffocated and hemorrhaged and the heart stopped.

Don't quote me on this, I'm not a doctor.

All of this to say, Stan was alive, but not breathing, for a few minutes after the first impact of the memory gun, which gave enough time for A, Bill Cipher to kick it (he's DEAD NOW WHOOO VICTORY) and for the world to put itself back together again.

It also gave his brain enough time to take in the smallest input, mainly, to allow Stan in his last moments to be aware of Ford speaking, calling, and then shaking him, trying to shake him away, trying to wake him up. Trying to get him to breathe.

But the brain is gone. It's mush, up and went kaput. And Ford would have realized this, probably quickly.

There's not. Really anything to do here. Theres no wound to mend, no cpr is going to work, no amount of electricity can make Stan's heart work again if the brain is gone. If they'd have gotten to a hospital fast enough to get Stan on life support, the hospital would have declared him brain dead anyway.

There's nothing to do here.

So Ford holds his brother. Squeezes, and tries to come up with something on the spot, something that Stan might understand, just a little bit.

"You're our hero, Stanley."

So Stan, drifting out as his spirit is plucked from his body, hears that, but he doesn't know what it means. It isn't until later that he hears it again, that he understands.

Also, side note! The reason Ford doesn't see this memory (and thus believes Stan's last moments were full of fear) is because this happens AFTER the memory gun is shot. This is a memory Stan remembers all on his own, and it helps him remember EVERYTHING.

Im not going to regaile you with what I think Stan's funeral was like (that might be TOO sad, even for me to do that to you) but i think its important to add that Stan's death was painless.

Utterly, and completely. His last moments, his exact last moments, with Ford holding him, were comfortable. If you were to ask Stan, saving the world and then dying, at home, is exactly where he would have wanted to be.

WAIT- I knew French was nonsensical but THIS IS NEXT LEVEL INFURIATING LIKE. WHY.

no language should be mocked other than french

AYOOOO????

why would you say that

I love it when people use the "Merlin accidentally makes the whole castle fall in love with him but Arthur just acts completely the same" trope/idea. Idk why it's just one of my favorites.

Ed Sheeran and live (bad) country is not a combination I thought I’d hear in my life. And now I wish I hadn’t.

⚠️⚠️TW: Open Wound⚠️⚠️

I just love the parallels of this lyric (throwing uo and smashing plates rn)

[Jeez click the pic for higher qual ig]

Just realized that all of the apps go to Wordscapes instead of the actual app (only tumblr works) so now I have to redo everything…..

Thanks apple and shortcuts :)

My Adrian themed phone layout (slightly chaotic)

Feel free to use for Inspo or something :D

Why?

[[ I’m hyped for the new SHMA figure ]]

@ruubesz-draws

@kaiju-krew

@little-godzilla

Well Merry F****** Christmas

Seriously EastEnders what did I ever do to you! You can't split #ballum up If I don't get a Christmas reunion 😡😡😡

Henry Danger is my favorite show and I’m sad bc I can’t find the author and I can’t read this. What’s happening? Please help 😭

not-so-secret relationship

henry hart x reader

gif not mine

requested

“Schwoz!”

Ray carried you out of the tubes and Henry followed behind, rushing to help Schwoz as Ray laid you on the metal table Schwoz had set up. Ray strapped you in and Schwoz stepped forward to run tests.

“Is she going to be okay?” Henry asked.

Ray looked at him. “I don’t know, kid.” He leaned to your ear, “If you don’t you are so grounded.” He stepped back, tears forming in his eyes as Schwoz turned and shook his head.

“Whatever he zapped her with…it’s shutting down her system. But if I get the weapon, I may be able to stop it.” He said.

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shorts

so I was reading the tag on the shorts I just got and it went something like this.

“4 way stretch, waterproof pocket, SIDE KNIFE POCKET!?, belt loop d ring”

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

IT WAS TWENTY

Family Discussions-

Me: shut up 3’s an 11 is speaking!

Little Bro: you think we’re 3’s?!?! 😧

(I love that he was more concerned over me calling them 3’s than over the fact that I called myself an 11. Like yeah I’m great but so are they.)

Why is it soooo right on point.

I mean. I put them on different screens and still mix them up every god damn time!

having a "smart"phone for me is just

*opens the clock app instead of the calculator app*

*opens the calculator instead of the clock*

Can we talk about the ad that literally take a piece of the Hamlokgrove series?

I.... I don't know what to say...

Sooo...it's 6 am and I didn't sleep all night, I'm sick right now but.. I'm feeling pretty normal..

I don't understand my Body.

What the hap is fuckening?

what are your thoughts on the probable backyardigans reboot?

I'd say both worrys me

I just wake up for work and... did I just saw Cody x his dad ship art 😰🤢

... do not fucking get close to me

Bro I just saw it😨🤢🤮

I just wake up for work and... did I just saw Cody x his dad ship art 😰🤢

... do not fucking get close to me