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PURE UNADULTERATED HATRED and CONFUSION for JURASSIC WORLD 4

Like you guys do not understand the traumatic experience I had watching Jurassic World 3.  That movie is genuinely the worst movie I have ever watched.

Let me just set the scene on which I watched JW3.

This was back in 2022. I had already seen Jurassic World 2 (2018) and realized it sucked BAD (extremely). So I told my dad this and he didn’t believe me. He said it was going to have the original cast, and it was going to be good because it’s Jurassic Park 👹

I only agreed because he had already bought the tickets. So now my entire family, including some extended family came to the theater altogether.

It was bad.

It was more than just bad.

This movie was 2.5 hours…long and not good.

And we had to sit through horrible CGI “dinosaurs”, human cloning, 2ft Grasshoppers, a Star Wars Bar scene, cowboys lassoing dinosaurs, awful sound design screaming in my ears, a plot you can see a mile away, and really shitty acting.

When we all walked out of that theater, everyone was speechless. Except me, who was laughing hysterically because my dad had the saddest face I had ever seen. This movie BROKE him.

And now they are making a Jurassic World 4.

I am crying from the GALL of these people to make another movie.

And the new mutant “dinosaur” had me QUIVERING with laughter, because a friend of mine asked ‘does it look like anything you’ve ever seen?’ and it DID.

It looks like Ogra, the kaiju villain from Godzilla 2000 and I’m crying on the floor 😭😭😭