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"Is asked math questions"

A List of Kaneki's Tragedies

- Father dies - Mother abused him - Mother dies - Aunt doesn’t like him - Bullied as a kid - Goes on a terrible date - Forced into a lifestyle he doesn’t want - Best friend gets beaten up by Nishio-senpai - A very picky eater gets obsessed with him - Gets tricked by a very picky eater - Almost becomes dinner (twice) - Gets beaten up - Has a bite taken out of him so his homegirl can save the day - Gets pick-pocketed by a guy from the CCG - Smells like Rize - Gets kidnapped by a terrorist origination - Gets kicked in the face (twice) by Ayato - Finds out his doctor was a piece of shit - Forced to dismantle bodies - Goes back to save Banjou - Taken to a torture chamber - Has a needle jammed in his eye - Given a ghoul-roofie - Is asked math questions - Gets toes and fingers cut off (repeatedly) - Hallucinates his ex-crush telling him all his friends will die - Has a fucking centipede put in his ear - Watches multiple people get murdered - Has mental breakdown - Becomes uncontrollably strong for awhile at the cost of being a cannibal - Kills a bunch of people - Gets punched in the face by his girl - Joins Anteiku again just to have it raided and burned down - Whatever the fuck happen to Hide - Gets stabbed in the head (twice) - Taken to Cochlea and “trained” - Has mental breakdown (again) - Uses amnesia to cope - Creates a new identity and is “really happy living like this” - Cries at the sight of Touka - Gets haunted by his past identity - Remembers even more shit about his past - Has a mental breakdown (fucking again) …

What fucking happened...