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Ok but like. What the fuck is there to do on the internet anymore?
Idk when I was younger, you could just go and go and find exciting new websites full of whatever cool things you wanted to explore. An overabundance of ways to occupy your time online.
Now, it’s just… Social media. That’s it. Social media and news sites. And I’m tired of social media and I’m tired of the news.
Am I just like completely inept at finding new things or has the internet just fallen apart that much with the problems of SEO and web 3.0 turning everything into a same-site prison?
genuinely tho, if we're seeing the end of the social media era, getting back into RSS would be a great idea. it lets you gather all manner of different websites to visit and keep track of, but without turning the experience into a facebook/twitter type slog where Engagement is the main focus
HEADS UP im starting on a how-to googledoc for absolute beginners on music making!
oooohhh loook shiny new button on my caard ooohhh you wanna commission me so bad ooohhhhh help a poor college student out ooohhhh
I was fucking around in fl studio and created this, I call it "Pure chaos and horrible anxiety: The song" because honestly I was just placing random notes to see what the instruments I downloaded sounded like and it turned out so disturbing for some reason??? I kinda like it, but wow I can do better than this
nvm yayyy tians actually a good guy!
(unless-) (jkjk) (but wait-)
i KNEW tian was going to betray them. he was being too quiet!
im just so sad that one of jems relatives is a traitor :(
i KNEW tian was going to betray them. he was being too quiet!
im just so sad that one of jems relatives is a traitor :(
Okay added in the cheek scar! You can honestly barely see it
Okay so I made Pac fanart. It looks like shit, but tbh it's, 1, my first piece of digital art, and 2, my first fanart. Also, my pen tool thingamy was broken so I drew this with my finger. Enjoy!
Closeups under the cut:
Okay so I made Pac fanart. It looks like shit, but tbh it's, 1, my first piece of digital art, and 2, my first fanart. Also, my pen tool thingamy was broken so I drew this with my finger. Enjoy!
Closeups under the cut:
watching pac's enigma do medo stream, looked at my recommended... 💀💀💀
“I can help you.”
There was a voice in his head.
“We can do this together.”
It made promises, and they were so, so tempting.
“You don’t have to do this alone.”
He was so close to giving in.
“Just let me take away the pain.”
Part of him wondered if his thoughts were truly his own.
“I’ll bring him back.”
The other part didn’t really care.
“We’ll bring them all back.”
He’d given in the moment he picked up that bow.
“What do you want me to do?”
(OR: Pac gets possessed. He has to get back, before it's too late.) Warning(s): loss of identity/self and reality, possession.
It really sucks when my symptoms have been mostly manageable for like 2 weeks straight and then out of nowhere fatigue just hits me like a sack of bricks. Like at least it’s happening on my day off so I don’t have to worry about work but like. Damn dude it was really nice being a functioning person for a while, not enjoying the possibility of another flare up happening rn and wrecking my ass for the next week and a half.
So fun fact when I was a kid my mom decided I wasn’t active enough. So she bought me absurdly expensive running shoes I did not ask for, dragged me out in the below freezing east coast weather, and started me on this “couch potato to 5k” challenge.
Every day after school, we ran. First it was 5 minutes a day, then 7, then 10… you get the gist. I think after 2 months we were running about an hour every day. By the time I quit running when I was 10, my mom and I had run 3 5ks together over the span of a little over a year.
A little after stopped running, I noticed some pain in my right knee. It got a little bit worse, and a little bit worse, and a little bit worse… and then five years later, when it had gotten to the point where I couldn’t pay attention in geography class because I was in constant pain from having to sit all day, I finally went to the doctor.
They told me the cartilage under my kneecap was worn down from overuse. It’s called chondromalacia patellae—also known as “runners knee.”
The thing is: When we were in races, and I was overwhelmed, I told my mom I wanted to stop. I told her I was in pain and I needed to slow down. I told her I didn’t like running.
And you know what she said to me?
“Suck it up.”
And I’m not saying “don’t tell your kids to exercise.” Your kids SHOULD exercise—not because of any bullshit weight reason or anything, but because they’re kids, and it’s good for them. Good for their bones, or whatever.
And I’m not saying “don’t exercise WITH your kids” either, because again, they should be exercising a little. And if you being there helps them stay motivated, that’s great.
What I am saying is: Listen to your kids. Trust that they know their own limits better than you do. Even if you think that they’re being over dramatic, or whiny, or whatever—don’t take the chance.
I’m 20 years old now. My knee still hurts. I have a whole suite of other, unrelated chronic conditions that would be improved if I exercised more. And I try to, I really do. But it’s kind of hard to do squats when just one makes your knee feel like it’s on fire for the rest of the week.
Listen. To. Your. Kids.
"Hey Cassetti⁓ Your Princess called⁓ She wants you back in the Parade⁓"
😊
I don't need therapy I just need to be saved by an older wealthy woman with an I-could-fix-her complex who is inexplicably obsessed with me specifically
”my daughter is fine”
your daughter dreams of a middle-aged woman taking advantage of her and using her whatever way she wants to and then praising her for being a good girl
I saw a post discussing Spiders hair earlier and I can’t get it out of my mind. For anyone who doesn’t know, I study theater design and I can’t get over how good of a design choice it would have been to have Spiders head shaved by the RDA.
Spiders dreads are a combatted topic 24/7, but think of it from a narrative stand point. He has dreads to resemble Jake, his hero and desired father figure, but his dreads are choppy and awkward. Jake’s are maintained and well cared for with a regular length and size in comparison to Spiders which are a multitude of lengths, more matted than styled, and just overall poorly done. However, Spider clings to them thinking it makes him more like the na’vi and pass him better as one of the people. He thinks it claims him to a family.
His hair is something of his identity but also a self-proclaimed attachment to Jake that more accurately shows how separate he is from them - his hair is uncared for and shows he’s a child without anyone to help him with it. It moreso shows him as the “stray” he’s fighting not to be.
With that emotional connection in mind, consider the RDA shaving his head. They’re all forced submission and conformity, thinking he looks too savage and too wild by having dreaded hair or stripes on his skin. They shave it and leave it choppy and uneven. It’s embarrassing and a humiliation tactic where he’s left feeling stripped of part of his identity and forced closer to humanity while also having it poorly done as a reminder that no one cared for him enough to do it well.
Consider Quaritch stepping in, all bravado and false fatherly love, sitting him down on their first night out and gently shaving his hair down. Imagine him shaving it into the same crop he wore in his life until it’s even and clean. It’s the first time his hair has been done and cared for properly since his early childhood when Norm still did it for him.
Except this time it’s Quaritch claiming him - bringing out the family resemblance through his hair, marking him as his own in the way Spider always begged someone would, but also marking him distinctly as human. As loved only by those he hates. Imagine the emotional manipulation of his hair being done for the first time by Quaritch after he watched Neytiri and Jake care for their own children’s his whole life.
Imagine him in the reef, blood on his hands and knowing Quaritch is alive, with no braids in his hair, no dreads, and nothing to tie him back to who he was. Kiri trying to thread her fingers into nothing, Spider shivering with nothing on his neck, and then laying there with his hair beginning to grow and again no one to braid it.
The angst it could be. Hair care can be such an intimate thing, especially in native cultures. They missed such a great opportunity to explore a visual cue of everything Spider went through without having to make it gory or too intense. But not only that, it could have shown his arc after with his hair showing where he ends - preferably braided and neat, shells and beads woven in, and him visually showing the change of course his life takes
Ah yes I returned to this tumblr account just to post Undertale stuff. By that I mean W.D Gaster x OC.
Btw gotta love the fact that everyone’s own interpretation of Skelemom is a skeleton? meanwhile mine is a fox lady just to fit my own OC preference— yes I am judging myself
So this is Vulperda, she a fox monster. Mother of Helvetica (my oc), Sans, and Papyrus. Keep in mind my interpretation. This is definitely not meant to be connected with the actual canon.
I have my own explanations to why the way things are in my au but I don’t have much of an audience to say to so eh maybe next time when I am not lazy. Btw this drawing was made in like January 13th? So yea
I want to animate Yuuri and Viktor skating to Eda’s Requiem as Viktor’s final performance before retirement but I have no skillhhhhhhhhhhhhh
So gogh hooked me, i literally have no idea what it's for i just saw that u can make a character and there room to let them chill and i was hooked up
I wasn't planning one making karkat but when i saw that there's sharp teeth i couldn't help it and decided to make human karkat, also when i saw that i can put photos from my gallery i didn't waste time
Yes i want any reason to make something about davekat so i used art i've download throughout time and i wanted to share what i did but i didn't want to do that without tagging the artist and i took extra time looking for the actual art so i can reblog it for anyone who what the actual art
(also i put some random things some are obvious some are not)
@onlysushicat
@pastabaguette
@cupid-tune
@vineboom-sfx
@shjiyemis
@ale-cart
@ghostedglitch
@anoant
The only art/artist i didn't found is the wallpaper phone one if anyone knows who it belongs to please tell me so i can at least mention them
(if ur art being there make uncomfortable i'll delete it without questions just say ❤️)
pov they just finished some poor sap candy monster and they’re still hungry
ScatterPatter incorrect quotes generator
Sirius: What time is it?
Remus: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Remus: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Severus: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Remus: It’s 2 am
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Remus: Severus, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Severus: Well of course I have.
Severus: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Severus: It's boring.
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Remus: What is your biggest weakness?
Severus: I can be uncooperative.
Remus: Okay, can you give me an example?
Severus: No.
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Severus, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
James: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Remus: WHY. why did you give Sirius a KNIFE?!
Severus: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Remus: Now I feel unsafe!
Severus: I’m sorry.
Severus: ... would you like a knife?
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Sirius: Hey, Remus? Can I get some dating advice?
Remus: Just because I’m with Severus doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
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Severus: sirius and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Remus: *Sighing* What did Sirius do?
Severus: he chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Sirius: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Severus, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Remus, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Sirius: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Severus: playing systemic oppression
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Severus: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Remus: You were flirting with Sirius.
Severus: So what? He's my boyfriend.
Remus: You asked him if he was single.
Severus:
Remus: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.
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*Severus is cooking*
Remus: Any chance that’s for me?
Severus: It’s for James. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.
Sirius: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
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James: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Remus: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Sirius?
Sirius: Probably “road work ahead”.
Severus: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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Severus: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Remus: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Sirius: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
James: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
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Severus: Why is Remus so sad?
Sirius: he took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes
Severus: And...?
Sirius: he got James.
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Severus: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Severus: *punches wall*
Severus:
Severus: Take me to the hospital.
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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Severus*
Severus: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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Severus, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!
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Severus: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
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Severus, about Remus: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
Sirius: Are we stealing them?
James: New or used?
Severus: Wonderful responses, both of you.
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Severus: *Screams*
Remus: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Sirius: Should we do something?
James: No, I want to see who wins.
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Severus, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Remus, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Sirius, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
James, trembling: What are we playing
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Severus: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Remus: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Sirius: I got distracted about halfway through.
James: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Severus: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Remus: Is it me, Severus?
Severus: No, it’s not you.
Sirius: Is it me, Severus?
Severus: It’s not you either.
James: Is it me, Severus?
Severus:
Severus, mockingly: Is IT mE Severus?
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Sirius: Why are Severus and Remus sitting with their backs to each other?
James: They had a fight.
Sirius: Then why are they holding hands?
James: They get sad when they fight.
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Severus: Dammit, Remus!
Remus: What?! It wasn’t me!
Severus: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Sirius!
Sirius: Not me either.
Severus: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
James: *whistles*
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James, banging on the door: Severus! Open up!
Severus: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Sirius: No, he meant-
Remus: Let him finish.
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James: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Remus: I don’t know how to do that.
Sirius: I don’t wear a watch.
Severus: Time is a construct.
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Severus: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Remus: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Severus: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING SIRIUS WITH ME
James, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
*****
Severus: Remus, I'm sad.
Remus: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Sirius: James, I'm sad.
James, nodding: mood.
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Severus: Listen, I can explain...
Remus: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?
Sirius: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!
James: You guys are getting paid?
***
Severus: I just ended a four year relationship.
Remus: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?
Severus: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*Sirius and James fighting from across the room*
**
Sirius: Truth or dare?
Remus: Dare
Sirius: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Remus: Hey James
James, blushing: Yeah?
Remus: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Severus
*
Sirius: Yo is James sleeping or dead?
Severus: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Remus: Yeah, so did I.
James: Okay first of all, fuck you-
Grian doodle
This man lives rent free in my head each day
"There were multiple monks who has homoerotic dreams about jesus."
lemonade time
character/doll by @strangegutz
In the Monster Ven AU Boxman would find Ven incapacitated post sandwich incident and use that as an opportunity to "capture" him. Of course Ven is not exactly threatened by this and just sees it as free health care while he hides out from POINT.
I think one of my favorite pieces of Ford lore is the fact he likes the Eurythmics. Like could you imagine to him & McGucket just listening to Savage late at night while working on the portal? Amazing
he needs to teach me to be okay with it because I am not 😭😭😭 I will cry just thinking abt everything pls
Wally saying last season that he's ready to be dead + that he doesn't think Maddie is ready to be dead like he is + asking if she would go back to her body + telling her she deserves to live
idk he's just so. he knows they're doomed by the narrative and he's okay with it. Breaking my heart here buddy.