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hey chat am I the asshole if I set my house on fire and kill evb in it including me to frame my irl mutual for fucking with hanamiya from hit series KUROKO’S basketball (peak series following yb kuroko as he kicks ass and plays fast, hence the name) instead of the one and only never lonely forever homie kuroko tetsuya ?
Kuroko to me is what a magic genie is to a hopelessly broken individual who clasps the situation by their teeth, makes two wishes to fulfill their life goals, of which may include traveling world wide or petting a lion without getting mauled, before utilizing that last wish to die painlessly, peacefully, and completely without effort or thought
I’m insane about him… yeah? Grass is green- just listen to what im saying tho
Kuroko Headcanons
• He leaves u for a man
we’ve lost the plot of fandom fun im afraid
So im here to relight that flame
Make that corny shonen jump protag fic that’s disproportionately angsty in comparison to canon
You make that tropish ship fic- maybe a little nightmare on a mission or truth serum in a potion
valentines day love chocolates gone wrong or a random transformation into a cat for a week- Yes. It. -it is all sasunaru yes but that’s besides the point
Look deep inside yourself and pull out 2016 kicking and screaming from the cavity of your chest, I promise it’s worth the long and dark passage down memory hell, and you’ll find the closet thing to Heaven earth can provide at the end of your journey
I don’t get gender envy over this man, I respect him far too much for that- I get gender reverence
I’m in awe
teach me ur ways king and I’ll follow dutifully pls ily