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Konami: Could you be anymore annoying?
Karasuma: Easily.
Konami: Everytime I go out in public wearing an oversized t-shirt everyone asks “ are you wearing shorts underneath? “ Like, no, Jin, I thought today would be a good day to have my bare pussy out at Walmart.
Konami: [ Stirring a pot of water over a hot stove ] Why won’t the goddamn water boil already????
Karasuma, who’s been slipping ice cubes in every few minutes when Konami turns her back: Gosh, I have no idea.
Konami: Hyuse hasn’t stopped staring through the window since the storm started.
Karasuma: Should we let him in.