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Literally what I was referencing LOLZ
GUESS WHO'S BACK FROM WAR!!!!!
Anyway being a Devils fan is an emotional rollercoaster and just when you think everything is over BAM they instill hope and whimsey right back into your veins.
I’m sorry;
A WHAT relationship with a WHAT!?
Space Force being the most unsettling of the Branches is actually my favorite thing, like everyone assumes the scariest of the Branches would be Marine Corp just because of the reputation and granted he is a big guy that could easily crush you.
While Space looks 19 max, is like 5'2 maybe 5'3 in her boots, generally so tiny she's got Air Force & Army googling "can you give adults pediasure", always has her hair in pigtail braids, and keeps fruit snacks in her pockets.
All that put together has people looking at her and going "oh she looks sweet :)" and going over to have a conversation that starts with making eye contact and getting a shiver up your spine because you look into her eyes and see the vast abyss of Space where no one can hear you scream, and then she says 7 unsettling things in a row (including very possibly when and how you'll die). most people assume this is some sort of psychological warfare she's trying out. its not. she's just like that. Airy is the only one unbothered by it.
Tyler: I miss the cool people..
Tyler: OH you're cool people Kyi
Kyi: AWW thank you I'm glad!
Tyler: Just two cool peoples and Human :D
Human: *long suffering sigh*
*Talking about someone blowing Tyler up*
Tyler: Ah, those were the days
Human: That was three days ago
Tyler: Why do you want to be left alone? Humans are social creatures
Human: Yeah well I'm not!
Tyler: You're weird :/
*Talking about someone blowing Tyler up*
Tyler: Ah, those were the days
Human: That was three days ago
Human: *absolutely seething and takes a deeeeeepppp breath*
Tyler: Deep breaths Human, deep breaths :D
*Talking about someone blowing Tyler up*
Tyler: Ah, those were the days
Human: That was three days ago
Tyler: You ruined my scaffolding penis!!
Human: It was MY scaffolding!
Tyler: IT WAS MY PENIS!!
*Talking about someone blowing Tyler up*
Tyler: Ah, those were the days
Human: That was three days ago
*The red sheep got into the pink pen*
Tyler: SEE I'm helpful!!
Human: No you're not.
*Talking about someone blowing Tyler up*
Tyler: Ah, those were the days
Human: That was three days ago
no one cares about my wttt/hetalia crossover fic but I am incapable of not spoiling my own shit so what i have so far is under the cut if anyone wants
Alfred yawned, blinking the sleep from his eyes. He looked around, still adjusting to the new light. Between the cheap faux-leather chair, the large round table, and the fluorescent lights swinging slightly above; great, he had fallen asleep in a meeting again. He couldn’t recall for the life of him what meeting, but he half expected Ludwig or Arthur to appear, scolding him for falling asleep again.
The light turned off for a moment, but quickly flicked back on; “I’m so sorry, I didn’t realize someone was still in here”
Alfred looked to the doorway, a man stood there. He wore a navy blue suit, and light blue tie, his hair and beard were dark and a bit long but neatly trimmed, Alfred took the US flag lapel pin to mean he was government… he swore he had never seen him before though, and Alfred knew everyone.
“Gov, I need to talk to you about–oh hello.” Another man came up behind the first, his shirt and tie were both loud, and looked like something a man fifty years older than he looked would wear, more importantly though was the white coat. What was a doctor doing here?
“Hi” Alfred said, offering an awkward smile, “I fell asleep, think the meeting that was in this room ended without me. Who was in here last?”
The two men looked between each other, a new air of nervousness permeating the room. “We were, but you weren’t here…” the dark haired man opened a file flipping through it, clearly looking for some hint of who Alfred was.
“You might have just missed him, there were more states than usual in the meeting today” the doctor (?) commented.
The other nodded carefully, weighing the possibility; “I’m sorry, who are you?” he looked over Alfred, his focus shifting to the flight jacket, “Are you Air Force? Did we arrange for you to come today?”
“Air force…?” Alfred got up waving his hands, in a negative way, as he crossed the room “No, let me restart.” He held his hand out for a handshake, the dark haired man taking it hesitantly, “I’m Alfred F. Jones, The United States of America”
The two men glanced between each other, then broke out laughing, “Very funny,” the dark haired one commented, accepting hand sanitizer from the other without even thinking about it. “Civilians really aren’t supposed to be in here, but since one of the states set you up to this don’t worry about it. Exit is at the end of the hall.”
He didn’t budge from where he was standing, “A. I’m not a civilian, B. No one put me up to anything, C. Haven’t told me who you two are.”
“I’m the Federal Government, this is Center for Disease Control”
The other pointed to the other them himself, “Gov and CDC for short”
“Yeah no, you two are the ones pulling my leg, I’m both of those things.” he stopped looking into the distance for a moment, “Actually, I know I’m one of those things, never really asked about federal agencies…”
Random: whats your favorite TMNT intro song
me: the rise of the TMNT intro song
random: that’s such a basic answer
me: FINE YOU WANT A REAL ANSWER, THIS
if this doesn’t play at my funeral I’m not dieing
New headcanon
The states do have their own music tastes but if an artist is from their state, they will unironically love their music.
So imagine they do karaoke or something and California starts singing In Case You Didn’t Know by Brett Young. Or on the opposite side, Texas singing Same Old Love by Selena Gomez. Florida singing anything by Arianna Grande or NSYNC. Gov knowing every word of Under my Skin by Jukebox the Ghost. New York knowing all the words to any Nicki Minaj song. Loui singing How to Love by Lil Wayne. Oklahoma belting Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood. Nevada singing his heart out to Victorious by Panic at the Disco.
…..I’ve put a lot of thought into this-
Marylands like “You Mako Mermaid son of a gun, I KNOW WHO YOU AREEEE”
Headcanon: Maryland is convinced that Washington is a secret mermaid bc of starbucks. After all, Mary's never seen him at the beach, isn't that weird?
Whether Wash is or isn't is up to you
Aye I'm fine with it, some credit and maybe being asked first but I don't really care. Honestly though go right ahead :D
Artists of WTTT Tumblr (WTTTumblr?)
What are your opinions of people/systems using your art as profile pictures? Specifically opinions on systems using them as face claims
Yes yes, you are safe for now OwO
The bees, they just flock to him and he does not care if they could “kill” him, they are FUZZY!!!! (Also yes the bee is the state insect, love those pesky things here)
Just imagine, it’s 2am, your just going into the kitchen to grab something to drink before going back to or going to bed. You enter the kitchen and see Jersey and idk Loui maybe, just talking, ‘cept Jersey is straight up speaking tongues and Loui is acting like he understands what is being said (he doesn’t). Just slowly back away without being noticed and decide to never go into the kitchen again at night.
Meanwhile Jersey was just talking about how the strawberry poptart ia aids and the cookies and cream one is the best, looking like absolute death cause of how exhausted he is lol (he is not responsible for whatever he says when tired, it’s nearly started multiple wars at once so when he is tired the states just take whatever he says with a grain of salt smaller than an atom)
Yesyes he loves his babyes and whenever someone even thinks about trying to tell him otherwise…well…they don’t 😊
It has been way to long since I have bugged you for Jersey HCs sooo 🔪 hand then over 🙂
AIGHT AIGHT PUT THE KNIFE DOWN— /silly
Yes you may have the NJ hc’s :)
I picture him to have like- reddish-brown hair like Mass since in my AU they’re twins, but his hair is more on the brown side.
^Also he has blonde streaks in his hair that kinda look like bee stripes since they’re his state insect last I checked :3
Y’know how funny/cruel would it be if I just-*makes NJ allergic to bees*
^BUT DONT WORRY- the bees he hangs out with are friendly. To NJ at least. And York cuz he brings them roses.
This man says some of the most unhinged shit when he’s tired I swear to god-
He holds both of his dogs (a Doberman and a boxer (their names are Mar and Murrie)) like they’re babies and treats them as such (as he should)
OMG YES YES YES PLEASE
I've loved the idea of personified sports since I first found Matt Mitchell's SEC Roll Call series, which is literally collage football through each week it's so good.
Along with Tom Grossi who did four long ass series on each NFL divisions, they aren't exactly personified per-say but DOESN'T MATTER!!! (actually I'm pretty sure that they are personified in the If the NFL Was Scripted series but not confident on that lol)
Listen if the states and other things can be personified then who's to say that sports aren't!!!
i’m fuming, so heres a little Arizona Coyote since he is now a personification in my little world lol
THE LIL BABY!!! THE BOY!!! THE POOR BOY!!!
i’m fuming, so heres a little Arizona Coyote since he is now a personification in my little world lol
Eeee thank youuuu!!!
Listen I ain’t gonna say that pollution is a problem, but I am going to say that we got so FUCKED by the Canadian wild fires, like it was real bad air and stuff. So when in doubt, blame Canada (or the West when that’s all on fire, seriously it allll just comes over here).
Wasn’t alive but 2001 sucked for like everyone duh, the sad thing is that a lot of people who died were from NJ, since a ton of people commute to NY. Obvi a ton more New Yorkens died that day but a shit ton of Jersians did as well….so you know…something something angst.
Also yes the forest one totally counts as angst, the woods aren’t obviously dangerous here since we only have Forest Puppies™️ and like foxes and coyotes, but lemme tell ya, them woods not only definitely haunted but there is probably people doing the big illegals out there. Like moonshiners or…idk cultests probably, that’s also ignoring the actually legal hunting lol.
FUCK ENGLAND, damn tea drinkers.
Anyway thank you!!! This has made me unreasonably happy :D
Ayup friend, lifes in shambles, hockey has once again ruined me, and thus I must ask for you to absolutely ruin our boy New Jersey
(NJ angst hcs, if it wasn’t clear lolz, if you don’t got any when you see this that’s chill, take your time :D)
Ah yes I see you have once again returned to get NJ’s sadness :) /silly
Hmmmm tear scars on his wings……smth smth England…….
I don’t see him as someone that has had very good luck with dating (till he met S.C. or Del or Rhodey or whoever you ship him with), and it makes him kinda sad :(
^he’s sorta under the impression that people date him out of pity for some reason. And they’ll leave him when they feel less pitiful.
Idk if this counts as angst, but here’s a random hc: So like- NJ loves plants and nature and all that, so he also knows what herbs and weeds are good and that bring good health and could even help infected wounds. He also found this out from the amount of times he fcked off into the woods all alone and got hurt somehow.
……Okay so. I feel like he definitely watched like. Y’know. All the stuff that happened in 2001, as well as other things. He watched his brother and his brother’s city suffer. He wanted to tear his eyes away. But he couldn’t. He wishes he could’ve.
He definitely has some breathing issues. I’ve. I’ve decided that based off the pollution stereotypes.
Wasn't @'ed but I might as well actually post this one lol
(I donno who to @ so I can't oops)
starting a picrew chain bc i found one that has tons of options for outfits and such
here is the link
so here’s a biblically accurate atlas for you folks
fun fact i have this exact outfit ^_^
no pressure tags: @gently-decaying-flowers @tellme-o-muse @gayoticbeing @xgirlidiotx @trying-to-be-cool-abt-it @bassguitarinablackt-shirt @dandelions-fly-in-summer-skies @astraeasparrow @fakevariety @mack-anthology-mp3 @my-cages-were-mental and anyone else who’d like to!!
LETS GO JERSEY WOOOOOOO!!!!!
September 20, 2023 - Critical support to this New Jersey man who intentionally crashed his car into a police station while blasting Welcome To The Jungle by Guns n' Roses. 🫡 [video]
After several criminal acts that didn’t land them in prison ONLY because Gov stepped in (and one of those times he had to pull so many strings it was terrifying), Utah and Arizona were no longer allowed alone for more than five minutes.
Not many duos can be worse than Florida and Loui, but damn do Utah and Ari come very close.
The Good Boy™️ and The Hot Chaos Coyote™️ an amazingly disastrous duo that literally no one expected
Wassua broski, got any Arizona and NJ HCs up in that fancy brain of yours?
Moi? Fancy? Oh stawpppppp 🤭🤭🤭🤭
I sadly don’t have any NJ hc’s, but I do have some for Arizona (old home state! :D)
He’s 100% the Florida of the West, just less humidity.
Everyone loves him :3 No one hates him. If they do,,,,,, we’ll deal with that very quickly <3
Ari is the himbo ever <3
You may call him Ari, but if you call him Zona, he mightttttt shank you repeatedly (:
He experiences the equivalent of someone saying they’re from NY and then getting asked "what’s the city like?", but with Phoenix.
He can touch hot stuff without getting hurt (guess that’s how he’s able to touch NM huh?) and it makes the other states question his abilities
One of the only people to get the stick out of Utah’s ass and allow him to actually go have fun. Alas, the puppy eyes were too great for Utah 😔✊
As much as he loves summer, it’s an absolute nightmare sometimes cuz of his curly hair 💀 (<- coming from a curly/wavy haired person)
His hair is a sorta orange-ish brown cuz he tried bleaching it to die it, but failed and it ended up turning that color. It looks nice though, so he’s not complaining.
I can totally see Ari cooking and just putting his whole hand on the pan to see if it’s hot enough while the others in the kitchen are just like “The hell!?”
People trust Utah for babysitting duty but when it’s Ari there needs to be another person around, elsewise Utah will do anything with the slightest bit of persuasion
Gov: Now why did you try to break into DisneyLand!!??
Utah: It seemed like a good idea at the time
Arizona: I asked politely to do something illegal
Gov: WHY!?
Arizona: Was bored lol
Also cant believe I ran ya dry of NJ HCs, sigh I guess I’ll have to ask for other states until ya get sick of me XD
Wassua broski, got any Arizona and NJ HCs up in that fancy brain of yours?
Moi? Fancy? Oh stawpppppp 🤭🤭🤭🤭
I sadly don’t have any NJ hc’s, but I do have some for Arizona (old home state! :D)
He’s 100% the Florida of the West, just less humidity.
Everyone loves him :3 No one hates him. If they do,,,,,, we’ll deal with that very quickly <3
Ari is the himbo ever <3
You may call him Ari, but if you call him Zona, he mightttttt shank you repeatedly (:
He experiences the equivalent of someone saying they’re from NY and then getting asked "what’s the city like?", but with Phoenix.
He can touch hot stuff without getting hurt (guess that’s how he’s able to touch NM huh?) and it makes the other states question his abilities
One of the only people to get the stick out of Utah’s ass and allow him to actually go have fun. Alas, the puppy eyes were too great for Utah 😔✊
As much as he loves summer, it’s an absolute nightmare sometimes cuz of his curly hair 💀 (<- coming from a curly/wavy haired person)
His hair is a sorta orange-ish brown cuz he tried bleaching it to die it, but failed and it ended up turning that color. It looks nice though, so he’s not complaining.
LOOK AT HIM!!!!! THATS MY BOY, THATS MY CHRONICALLY INCONSISTENT STATE!!!!!!
I am no simp, I will bite you (jokes mainly, well the biting part XD)
A Northeast State in this
Ahh thank you :D
Also yeah pollen is absolutely the worse -signed, someone allergic to pollen
I can absolutely see him sobbing if one of his favorite plants die, like there isn't perfect weather to revive it, like he isn't the garden state where literally anything is possible. He will sob and he will do it in front of the other states, he doesn't care if it's "not manly" or "weak" of him, that was his baby damn it!!
The thing with the smell is that it's only the turnpike and really only centered around the Newark area, it honestly isn't noticeable at all once your literally anywhere else (except the swamps going down the shore specifically to WildWood, then it's sorta bad cause it's a fishin area)
Listen he may be very smart (NJ has basically the best educational system in the country) but that doesn't mean he is when it involves him, why keep dirt on himself when he can focus that on others. It does have the downside where he kinda just...forgets certain things, like he is way stronger than he should be and that no it isn't normal to be that obsessed with diners.
(Must say in some weird way this has made me feel better, maybe it's the fact I live here idk lolz)
*poke poke poke* Jersey angst headcanons please :D (listen hockey has been rough recently and I need some way to cope with the fact that the coach is running the team into the ground T-T)
*stares like a deer in headlights and eats your hand*
Oh it is NJ angst you seek? Here ya go :)
…..imagine if NJ coughs up flower petals and blood sometimes and has a few other issues due to the pollution being so bad there.
His devil wings have a bunch of scars all over them from over the years.
He’s kinda insecure about the fact that he doesn’t really have a pleasant smell (I’ve been in Jersey once and it wasn’t too bad actually lmao) due to the state itself not really having a pleasant smell
I feel like he gets really really sad whenever a plant dies, especially if he put a lot of effort into trying to help it survive.
He often forgets his own strength and the fact that he’s absolutely jacked and ends up accidentally hurting the other states pretty often.
This season, on Hermitcraft...
(speedpaint)
Oh my gosh I love this, thank you so much lol
*stares deep into your soul* NJ headcanons please? Angst or fluff just anything
*stares right back into your very core with my autistic eyes*
But yes ofc you may have some NJ hc’s young child :)
NJ is strangely really good with hair. And that goes for literally every hair type. Unruly and ruined by bleach like Florida’s? Easy. Wavy and incredibly messy like Texas’s? No problem. Louisiana on the verge of tears cuz his curly ass mess of hair got tangled in the humidity of the summertime and he’s only hurting himself more by trying to brush it? No problemo, NJ will gently and delicately Dutch braid it.
NJ and Loui. Theres something between them. Idk what it is. But there’s something. Potential parental stuff perhaps. But something.
NJ can and will adopt any younger state that gives off "yeah I have parental issues" vibes
This man is a HUGE dog person :]
He has a Doberman, named Murrie, and a Boxer named Mar. He loves them and they love him.
No one requested this but I got distracted
Hear me out what if this was a ship
AHHHHH look at him!!!! Our favorite demon!!!
(I'm not a NJ simp thank you vary much, I just happen to live here)
Devil!NJ my beloved
@kyistell @sonofcoul27 cuz y’all are the resident NJ simps /lhj
And yes he has reddish-brown hair cuz I said so /silly
EEeeehhehehehehe thank youuuu!!
How about some nice, good ol happy, totally not sad at all what so ever NJ headcanons (you could throw in some angst ones as well, I certainly won't complain)
Hello small mortal, yes yes I do have some NJ hc’s for ya here ya go :)
NJ braids flowers into his hair even if it’s not long enough and he has definitely tackled his brothers to the ground to put flowers in their hair too.
^he’ll never admit it but NY’s was his favorite to do since it’s long and fluffy.
He’s really good with hair for some reason and no one knows why. He’s one of the only people that NY’s allows to touch his hair.
His tail wags when he’s happy :>
Taught Texas how to take care of his bat wings since his own wings are very similar and he was lowkey horrified when he found out that Texas was keeping them folded 24/7 and not fixing them when they get hurt and not asking for help when his wings are hurting.
He can do a really loud blood curdling screech if he wants to
One of NJ’s horns has a crack in it and is shorter than the other. Courtesy of England’s bitch ass.
Ahhhhh I just saw this but omigosh, poor Jersey
Hi I'm now depressed (hockey has absolutely ruined me), gimme Jersey angst, please?
Why sad? Happy! HAPPY >:D /ref that no one but me understands
But uhm- yes here’s some NJ angst for ya >:D
New Jersey and New York were currently participating in one of their favorite activities to do together. Play fighting! The two have them have always loved play fighting with each other no matter where they were. It was a good way to get out the loads of energy that the two of them had stored up 24/7, and it was quite enjoyable for both.
NJ grunted a little bit as he was headbutted in the chest by NY, who was previously being held in a chokehold. He didn’t let go though, despite NY’s cat-like biting and scratching. He was basically immune to it at this point, being NY’s token scratching post (this is a half joke). The Garden State put in little to no effort when fighting NY, seeing as he was significantly stronger than the latter. That didn’t make the playfighting any less fun though!
That was, until….
New Jersey completely forgot that this was just a play fight, and he threw New York over the couch when he saw the opportunity. See, this would’ve been okay-ish, if NY got up right after. And it would’ve been okay-ish if Jersey didn’t hear a loud whimper along with a thud. Ahhh hell.
He stood there for a minute catching his breath, as well as getting more and more concerned and afraid when his little brother didn’t get up immediately. And he started panicking after hearing the loud whimper. Oh god. Did he actually hurt New York?? What if he did??? Oh god- did NY hate him now???? Was he scared of him maybe???? Either one would be just as bad…. What would the others say if they found out that he hurt a fellow state???? Much more that he hurt his own little brother????? Surely they would hate him….
New Jersey had been so lost in his thoughts that he hadn’t noticed New York calling his name until he felt a gentle bap to the face. He snapped out of it and looked at whoever had just slapped him. New York stood there, with a mildly concerned look on his face. New York stood there. He was okay. Okay. Good. New Jersey would’ve never forgiven himself if he actually hurt his little brother.
"….Jers? Ya good?? We lost ya there for a second." New York said, playfully punching NJ in the shoulder.
"Huh? Oh- yeah- I’m. Im fine."
Based on how New Jersey suddenly found himself pinned to the couch with a hug, New York could tell that that was pure bullsh*t. He wasn’t going to force the Garden State to say anything. He’ll just hug the sadness out of him.
After a few minutes, New Jersey speaks up:
"Did I uhh….. Did I uh- hurt ya by any chance…?"
"No?"
"Mk….. ya sure?? Don’ make me check ya for injuries." New Jersey said sternly, but there was a worried lilt to his voice.
"Jers. I’m fine. Jeez yer soundin a lot like Masshole. Bein’ a mother hen and crap…"
New Jersey just chuckled a bit and laid there comfortably, listening to his little brother’s rambling. He was happy too. That meant that New York okay…..
AHHHH I LOVE THIS!!!!
Violently coughing I need my medicine of Jersey and York, please and thank you ^-^
MY BABIESSSSS YES ILL HAND OVER THE HC’S RIGHT AWAY >:3
NJ is so pissed that NY is an inch taller and NY knows it :)
It’s fine tho cuz NJ messes with NY all the time and only stops if he goes too far or if Mass or Connie walk in
When NJ first saw NY’s process of making flower crowns with roses, he was lowkey kinda concerned cuz he saw that NY ended hurting himself with the thorns when removing them from the stem, so he taught them how to do it safely so that NY didn’t hurt themself 😭
Mess with one, you mess with the other. I don’t recommend messing with either one.
NY loves play fighting, but especially with NJ. Even though NJ is afraid of hurting him (one of NJ’s greatest fears is hurting someone he loves <3)
NJ spoke (speaks) a lot for NY when NY couldn’t speak English or was too anxious and/or overstimulated to speak. He still does it. He’s the best big brother (after Mass) that York could ask for.
Whilst NY likes pigeons, NJ likes crows. So they both take walks with their bird friends :] NJ 100% gets along with Kraai (NY’s crow friend that I gave him a while ago)
If NJ thinks that NY is being over-confident or if NY is trying to appear intimidating (he’s not-), he’ll sneak up on NY, wrap his arms around him, and start giving him hair pets and head scritches and he ends up reducing NY to a puddle of sleepy purring adorableness. Then he has a problem cuz NY falls asleep on NJ and NJ wouldn’t DARE to move.