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*At the dinner table*
Tamaki: Mommy, can you pass me the salt?
Kyoya: here you go, Daddy.
Haruhi, in her head: Am I the child in this situation?
Haruhi: Tamaki, I wasn't aware when I married you that we also married Kyoya
Tamaki, dramatically: don't tell me you didn't know Kyoya and I are a two in one package?
Kyoya: I thought I couldn't leave you alone with this idiot, so I strung along. There is no better motivator than self interest.
Haruhi: eh? Whatever.