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local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6
Honestly I'm not sure who between them will saw their foot off first
what level of the dungeon is this
trans het labru is the way (My rare once a month interest in Labru)
kabru, after trying for months to get laios' attention, finally successfully sleeps with the underemployed cashier at his local 24/7 convenience store. they pass out in laios' bed and shes sleeping like a rock bc they hooked up immediately after her twelve hour shift, but kabru wakes in the night. his stomach is growling... he hadnt eaten that day. did he eat yesterday?
he feels terrible about waking laios so he elects to just raid the kitchenette as quietly as possible in the complete darkness. he shuffles around by the dim light of his phone screen until he finds the familiar shape of cup noodles and the electric kettle on the counter.
he opens the lid as the water boils. it smells.... sweet? whatever, its probably fine. he just needs to eat something so he can try and get back to sleep. he waits impatiently as it cooks, and the sweet smell only grows more pronounced--it smells like hot cocoa. was this not cup noodles? was it like, some kind of brownie cup? he hadnt been able to see the label on it very well, so hed just assumed...
he sticks his chop sticks into the cup, and its definitely noodles. does he have covid? is his sense of smell just fucked? if he does, he supposes theres little he can do now until he can get a test in the morning, and he really should eat something either way
he takes his first bite. his nose hadnt lied--the noodles are smores flavored. he has just slept with a woman who buys smores flavored noodles. and now he has to eat them
worst of all ... its really not that bad
This is Kabru's real job
Accommodation I should have: someone to follow me around and whisper in my ear, medieval court advisor style, how to correctly respond when presented with different social situations
"My liege, that was a rhetorical question you just heard. Do not answer it."
nham nham hmmmm delicious
This trend is made for them
Ref under the cut
https://www.tumblr.com/butcher-my-name/765565554517016576
do you got any more of this stuff…..
uh kinda if the wife came back wrong
Laios x Kabru is so funny because Kabru thinks they're LxKira yaoi while Laios thinks they're, idk, SpongeBob x Patrick yaoi.
AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION
His eyes and habit of observing people reminded me a lot of An Unhealthy Obsession by Blake Robinson
lord and savior laios touden
kabru physically cannot
trying digital art with my new fav ship and ye hao in heat stroke 🍤
hi dungeon meshi fandom :]
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
this gay ass memory of kabru that laios has
something about becoming part of the food chain
she dun on my geon till i meshi
friends asked me to make this and i couldn't say no.
Can you guess the current hyper fixation?
caught up on dungeon meshi thinking about dungeon meshi
THIS IS WHAT I POINTED OUT WHEN WATCHING WITH MY FRIENDSSSS
this gay ass memory of kabru that laios has