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Like the exhale of a lover, right up against your ear in the morning dawn. Like letting go. Like allowing your fingers to slip from the cliff’s edge, after eons of holding on. Of refusing to dive in. —tiwlll, ch4
thank you to @hiuythn for doing what vld could not: giving lance meaningful character development
Keithober Day 26: Anime Schoolgirl Keith 😆 Or a typical anime trope AU wherein Keith is a mysterious transfer student who has mystical powers and Lance as the chosen one Keith must train– together they’ll fight evil ‘yadda yadda yadda’ 😂
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hey lance. do you think that rockruff could work for you?
*Lance nods*: I shall try. (He walked over to the rockruff glaring at him." Hello young one, how would you like to serve under a king?
???: How would you like to have your ear ripped off!? (The rockruff growls)
This is a description of what Lance looks like.
Name:lance
Gender:male
Pokemon: glaceon
Fur color: deeply dark blue
Eye color: Bright blue eyes
Features: has a scar on his left arm, wears a cute green scarf tied in a bow, he wears a ice crown that he made for himself as he claims himself to be king of the snow.
Personality: arragent, cocky, rude, and can come off as a bit of an aßs, but if he sees someone is really upset he will be kind and try to talk them through what upsets them, his personality change is because he believes a good king should be there for his subjects.
Name: pepper
Pokemon: Flareon
Fur color: red with a black collar
Eye color: yellow
Features: she has a scar on her back leg from a battle when she was a eevee. She also wears a bandana on her tail to look unique.
Personality: aggressive, self-centered, narcissistic, possessive, once in a relationship she will believe her partner belongs to her permanently. She is very abusive towards her mates.
But if he has a bit of everything then he has nothing original
Dear Lance,
You are kind like Hunk
You are hot headed like Keith
You are smart like Pidge
You are take-charge like Shiro
You are determined like Allura
And you are dorky like Coran
So while you may think
The truth is
You just have a little bit of everything.
I feel like writing some angst...
No no Lance, it was a good idea but lacking in planning. What you need to do is tape the can to the blades of the ceiling fan, tape them so they spray on their own, then turn the fan on. That would be the most efficient.
Keith: Lance, who is a grown man who saved the 🌍, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough his guts out when it blew back in his face.