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All lies, I see you Zendaya laughing at my jokes in real time. It's okay to admit it, Peril
I want to be the reason you smile at your phone in the dark.
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(Tagging with as many medias as I can remember so it gets to more fandoms)
@itsillyakuryakin this post is proof that I am hilarious
I want to be the reason you smile at your phone in the dark.
😂 I didn't even REALISE you were
Please harass me more, I completely forgot I even HAD that fic till you commented that
Rhy. I was writing paint a pretty picture. And I saw that I wrote paint a pretty a picture. How could you not tell me 😭
ANYWAYS. I am here to ask. Do you want a snippet 👀
IDk i prob didn't notic
OH COURSE I WANT A SNIPPET I HAVE NOT SPENT LITERAL MONTHS HARASSING YOU TO UPDATE TO NOT GET A SNIPPET
you take more harrassing than @catzz089 to bend to my will
i found my audience in @rhynee
I am writing the most niche audience of one person fic EVER.
Richmond AFC player Charles Leclerc X Engineering Undergraduate/ WAG Max Verstappen
About to start Hidden Inventory, pray for me
They are making a movie on hidden inventory?
YES (it's going to fucking murder me)
YEAH. Like just because you reject one extreme doesn't mean you follow another. It reminds me of one post going "Boys are so academic core and girls are cottage core UwU" like BRO. What are you doing? The entire point of this is NOT putting people in boxes.
I have like this half formed idea that young women who are on the surface politically liberal, have also fallen into conservative thought pipelines, that are more subtle because they aren't from "RACIST GAMER PODCAST" and are instead from Emily on tiktok who is just recommending a lip gloss or whatever.
But it's similar. Like they use liberalisms to justify modesty, and to be anti porn and sex work, and to be pro makeup and refuse to unpack the anti feminist nature of the beauty industry. Like a lot of the things they use liberalisms to call "problematic" are right in line with more conservative beliefs.
Things like "girl dinner" "I'm just a girl" "demure and mindful" all of these are gender essentialist and infantalising to women and in line with a more conservative approach to femininity.
Which is scary because they are a lot closer to falling further into conservative ideas. They don't even have to own the identity of conservative to push the broader cultural agenda.
We see this in discourse around sex and sexuality a lot from young women.
In any case, we need serious education on the actual philosophies of feminism, and to push back against anyone pushing ideas of cultural modesty. Modesty is not a virtue, it's oppressive "oh but I just like it this way" have you unpacked why that is?
Not to mention it's bringing on a new wave of body image issues.
TERFS DNI this post is about all women
water
seb is sebmark posting and redbull is seb posting. what is in the water rn
Do not be fooled by the Abhishek Sharma PFP, he is paler than fucking milk.
@konqurer bro I swear, the moment you said you became the best person alive. 😂
You may not be a white boy but even if ur desi ur light brown boy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I actually am pale as a vampire but ethnically I'm a brown munda bro please believe me 😭 "White boy" Itni bezzati zindagi me pehle kabhi nahi sahi maine ek sath 😭
Due to popular demand (One person) here is a picture of the cap we are referring to:
Assigned gay at discord DM.
The insane man texting me is @itsillyakuryakin
Assigned gay at discord DM.
The insane man texting me is @itsillyakuryakin
Same vibe
Ft. @raikkoberg
in all seriousness tho Liam Lawson struggling to drive the car does not prove he's a bad driver.... now that Alex, Pierre, Checo, and Liam have struggled with it maybe we should consider that the car's just fucking undriveable
Listen. I became a Max fan during his dominance. If the car doesn't perform and we don't win Australia, I will simply die.
I'll never write something as good as writing
"He'll make up some story about dinosaurs and Oscar will nod like he understands what it means to be human."
From that one lestappen+ kid Oscar fic that I wrote ages ago.
y’all expose yourselves and take this fanfic test i was just forced to by an irl so now i’m making you too
WAIT YOU ARE FOOTBALL NERD
Dude, I am so gonna bother you with questions ✨
The research is KILLING ME SLOWLY
Last match of the season. The game rarely ever comes down to this. Max knows Charles is going to be in his head, always is, before a match. They play West Ham today. Fate isn't entirely in their hands, if Man City wins against Liverpool, they will be second. If they tie or lose, they win. He knows Charles hates that. He knows in his heart, Charles will win. Richmond will win.
"Will you be there?"
Max blinks the sleep out of his eyes, Max is always there. He has loved this sport before Charles. He has loved Richmond longer.
"Of course."
Why are you asking? hangs in the air. Charles tip toes around it, refolding the same shirt thrice. Today, Max will be patient. He tries to be, always. Charles rarely ever leaves him wanting. He gives and he gives without asking. For him, Max will wait. Always.
"If we don't-" his mouth clicks shut, Max wants to pull Charles back into the bed.
"If we don't win, will you still kiss me?"
Max frowns at him, "I will, of course, always kiss you."
"No." He shakes his head,
Then again before sitting at the foot of the bed.
"In the audience, at the railings." He stops the abuse on the shirt in his hand, resting it on Max's duvet covered feet, "If I come to you, will you kiss me? Even if we don't win."
I am writing the most niche audience of one person fic EVER.
Richmond AFC player Charles Leclerc X Engineering Undergraduate/ WAG Max Verstappen
YO LADS WE WON FUCKING WON
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
There is something wrong with me with the way I lose all semblance of emotional stability the moment I see an animal that is not- at home.