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I was at this little cottage in the middle of a field. The old lady who lived at this cottage was teaching me and a couple of other people how to do calculus. She said that it was time for a break and that we will be eating outside. So we all go outside and she sits next to me. We all take out our food and start eating, looking out over the beautiful horizon. The wind was gently pushing the grassy fields, bird were lightly chirping, and all seemed right in the world.
Then I look up to I see these creatures.
They are standing on two legs and walking really weird. They aren't hurting anyone just look really creepy. Upon further inspection I realize they are UNICORNS. FUCKING UNICORNS! The old lady then turns to me and goes. OH here goes Angelia.
OUT. OF. NOWHERE. Angelia comes out on the back of a llama that is hopping like a bunny and starts to surround the fucking unicorns. The unicorns get freaked out and start RUNNING back to the forest. Like a human would.
The old lady then turns to me and says “DiDn’T YoU KnOW UniCOrns aRE AFraId of LlaMas?”