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I was bored so I did this lol :3

Day 2 of driving school.

I want to go home.

But i get to leave early today at least so yay?

ugh it’s april vacation week yet i’m stuck in driving school classes ALLLL week :(

i’m so bored ugh

Do you have a session or teleguard?

Yes!

I have session, look at my pinned post for it

:3

Ugh I’m cramping so bad rn

Also I’m legit like so horny rn but i can’t do anything

jdksjdhskjzkdjfjf

it’s not fair. :(

oops kinda got busy and forgot I made this account :/

Butttttttt

I’m bored, and horny so um send me some asks or tasks???

pretty please? :3

How Each of My (Favorite) OCs Would Feel Dating A Shota/Loli! (Warning: NSFW Mentions.)

ᴅᴀᴍɪᴀɴ ʟᴏᴘᴇᴢ: -Would date an adult shota/loli -Worried for their safety all the time, a bit protective, but more like a frazzled cat desperately chasing after a hyper kitten -Will act like a father figure for his lil schmookum... Especially if they age regress because THAT'S JUST A LITTLE BABY!!!! -Would probably feel too guilty to get nsfw with his loli/shota partner, even though they're over 18, which may ruin the relationship a bit if his partner isn't asexual ᴏᴡᴇɴ ʟᴏᴘᴇᴢ -You'd only get him to date a loli if it was a loli version of his dead gf of whom he loves to necro. He's a freak like that. Someone get his older brother to rub off on him more so he's more Normal. Or get his older brother to rub something else on him. What? Sorry, it's my demons. ᴅʀ. ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ -His life has been HELL since his wife died he totally needs a loli in his life... Especially since his kid died too and he needs to kill two birds in one stone -If this is before Talkie gets with Damian, he'd be super overprotective and insist that his loli gf NEVER go near Talkie because Talkie is batshit insane and also awful. If this is after, he'd allow Talkie to be near her... With Damian supervision... -He'd also only go for a loli over 18 -He's the type to carry his loli gf to the tub and get a bubble bath and just sit there by the tub and admire her pretty and perky and beautiful youthful body... -They could convince him to have sex on like a 1-off occasion one time if both of them were extremely desperate to have kids. This man had to be with his late wife for nearly 10 years before they banged but he's like..fertile enough to knock up women one-try so it's not a big bother to him. He's asexual but wants babies.. But if he has a loli gf.. No need for baby.... He can just baby her... ᴛᴀʟᴋɪᴇ -Oh he'd so guro the loli/shota pookie he WOULD -He's honestly awful and the only person he has not absolutely been awful to is Damian -He's perfect for whump fics in this regard ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋʟᴇʏ ᴄᴏʀʀɪɢᴀɴ -What do you mean... He IS the shota. -If he were to be in a Shota x Shota relationship he'd dominate though -Not just NSFW, he'd take the lead in all activities. Bros just like that ʀɪᴀɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀꜰᴏʀʀᴇꜱᴛ -Depends if it's pre-campaign him or not. (yes he is a dnd oc...) -Cuz pre-campaign him was a racist asshole towards everyone around him because he was naive and thought 'this one tiefling was awful to me so all of the other races are awful yes' so he was super close minded and wouldn't even think of dating a loli or a shota -Post-campaign him after he learns that just because one dude is Awful doesn't mean everyone else is would def be all sweet and doting to a loli/shota partner though -Although he'd have to date a loli or shota over 18 because. listen man his entire character arc is 'just because this one guy was a ephebophile doesn't mean that everyone is' and him going after an underage loli or shota just. would not make sense. -Additionally taking care of a loli would remind him of his dead daughter and he'd be fiercely overprotective ʟᴇᴡɪꜱ ᴛʀᴇᴊᴏ -If he somehow escaped from the shota that sexually harasses him and walked into a relationship with another shota or loli that would be devastating for him... you mean to tell me he was harassed for like 10 years by this one dude who he met as a Little Guy and as the Little Guy grew up he got increasingly more toxic and Lewis had to escape from him by basically throwing him at another fat depressed man and saying "THIS IS YOURS NOW!!!" only to turn around and probably get harassed by a different loli/shota -Whumpbait man -yess mwahahah get trapped in a room full of shotas who want you... Surely no dubcon will occur...