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there is a little voice in my head that occasionally says "my precious" in gollum's voice
aragorn slays (people) (but he is also badass)
do you ever just want to steal shit from the lotr set
legolas is so majestic like pls save some majestic-ness for the rest of us
can aragorn son of arathorn pls just sit down on a couch and NOT BE IN DANGER MY HEART CANNOT TAKE IT
legolas needs to teach me how to do my eyebrows
which is worse?
gollum eating a live fish or denethor eating a tomato?
gandalf being done with pippin is so real except i feel like i'm the pippin in most situations
what are people's ACTUAL thoughts on gollum/smeagol bc his backstory is so sad BUT the first part of lotr 3 was ICKYYYY
this is one of those things that should not make me laugh, yet here I am, giggling so much that my stomach hurts.
HE ASKED FOR NO PICKLES
Spare tackled. Instantly.
I would never let anyone give me that look 🪦🪦🪦
You look at me like this and we’re both in the lava dude.
sam is better than me because i would've tossed frodo right into the fires of mt. doom if he pulled this shit after all we went through together
Lego legless Legolas
My favourite LotR headcanon is that the existence of hobbits implies the existence of bits, creatures so small they are harder to find than someone wearing the One Ring.