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schwallows-yoursexyholdicky

2 years ago

I'd let me blow me.

oooh, let's play pretend. I'll start by pretending to be the insignificant useless toe in between the pinky and middle one. Exactly how I feel after being stood up and being so pumped to,well...bumpherrumpinmybunkwithmylump to put it so eloquen...nah, to [it it so angrily(?) 🤔 and guaranteed, her husband's so drunk and high that even with all night, he ain't getting it up and in fact, 94.653333% chance he's passed out! I'll bet my paycheck on it which is only after taxes, 946.53.
I see every angle and aspect of my life pretty much sucks except for my lizards. at least I have them. shit, I got you guys too. I'm sorry I forgot you for a second. won't happen again. promise (⁠●⁠’⁠3⁠)⁠♡⁠(⁠ε⁠`⁠●⁠)(⁠๑⁠˙⁠❥⁠˙⁠๑⁠)(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤
"why hello there Mr hand! how are you doing? who's your friend over there? oh that's Mr left hand? oh boy! get some strange tonight... winning!😭

a very pissed off blonde He wants to put on the highest heels and walk to someone's house and kick her husband's ass. in my heels. after walking in them. walking home without them, correction. crawling home crying without them on cuz both feet are just big blisters now.eww. ⊙⁠.⁠☉ ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠ ಥ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ಥ

I'd Let Me Blow Me.

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