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*after Dazai left PM*
Mori: hello, Dazai-kun, this is just too much. Come back to your job RIGHT NOW
Dazai: I am sorry! The old Dazai can't come to the phone right now
Mori: why???!!
Dazai: why?
Dazai: oh.....cuz he's dead. *cuts the phone*
Mori: why is the little menace so dramatic?
Mori: I guess he will come back when he is out of money and hungry...
Ps: he never came back