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Incorrect Rise of TMNT Quotes

Leo is filming Splinter for a video.

Leo: Since you said you support the LGBT community. I want you to tell me what it stands for. L.

Splinter: Lesbian

Leo: G

Splinter: You [points to Leo]

Leo: B

Splinter: Bisexual

Leo: T

Splinter: Transgender

Leo: There’s a Q right.

Splinter: Yes, Queen!

Leo: No, it’s queer.

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Donnie comes back from buying groceries and starts putting them away. Splinter and Leo come in and the former notices something.

Splinter: Why did you buy that?!?

Donnie: [points at sauce] This one?

Splinter: Yeah, the Chick-fil-a!

Donnie: For dipping.

Splinter: You know that your brother’s gay. Huh? Huh?

Leo: [laughs] That’s right! That’s right! Supporting homophobia dang.

Donnie starts beating the sauce with a baguette. Leo and Splinter laugh.

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Leo, April, and Splinter are watching tv.

Splinter: I have a revelation!

Leo: What?

Splinter: My L [points to April] and G [points to Leo] are here! Lesbian and gay!

April and Leo start laughing.

Splinter: LGBTQ!!!

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Splinter walks into Leo’s room and sees Leo sitting on his bed with Casey.

Splinter: OMG! Oh sh*t! I thought you were gay.

Leo: I am. We’re just playing Pokémon.

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Donnie catches Splinter eating ice cream late at night.

Donnie: What are you doing?

Splinter drops his spoon and hastily covers the ice cream tub.

Splinter: What?!? What’s your problem?!?

Donnie: What is that?

Splinter: [tries hiding it] What?!? It’s nothing!

Donnie: That’s chocolate. What are you eating?

Splinter: [grabs a lemon] I’m looking at the lemons to see if they’re ripe so I can use it tomorrow.

Donnie: [laughing] That’s not what you were-

Splinter: Get away! Get out!

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