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he’s getting flashbacks
Why does rebels yoda look microwaved
I’ve decided to mash my two current hyper fixations together so I’m doing tarot cards as star was characters
Clone wars characters at a fancy party:
Anakin: Dances with Padme the entire time, has no sense of subtly. Nearly punches another senator in the face for disrespecting her. Encourages Rex to 'go get the girls'.
Ahsoka: Is literally gorgeous in whatever she's wearing. Takes a sip of wine and immediately regrets it. Hangs around her masters and brothers the whole time. Tries to bite the senator who dissed her bestie.
Obi wan: Shows up in a tuxedo and a limouse, dressed to the nines. Heads straight for the wine. Stops his two chaos gremlins padawans from attacking a senator.
Rex: Tries to avoid dancing. Gets roped into dancing with Ahsoka. Drank seven cups of coffee right before but is still tired. Internally laughs as his commander and general try to attack a senator.
Fives: Is late because he saw a really cute loth cat and had to stop and pet it. Falls into the fountain, needs Echo to help him out. Eats all the horderves.
Echo: Literally only showed up because he didn't trust Fives. Falls asleep during the boring parts. Tries to dance with Rex but gets rejected. Recorded Fives falling into the fountain to use as blackmail
BONUS
Yoda: Wearing a mini tuxedo and bringing a cooler full of frogs to snack on because nobody else did.
I've always thought if the jedi allow people who don't like the braids to get beads instead, this is now a part of my headcanon
Also Arty is adorable
"Improvement"
Came down with the primal urge to draw Padawan Arty. I recently came up with a new headcanon that when he first joined, he would ALWAYS, without fail, cut off his Padawan braid. He always hated the tackiness and the feeling of one lock of hair having to be longer than the others. So, he would often express his displeasure by chopping it off, even though he knew he wasn't supposed to.
A lot of the older Jedi, especially his Jedi Crechemaster, Tsunodi (haven't drawn her yet) got a bit tired of the trend. Especially since no matter how many times they regrew the hair with special products, or kept him away from scissors, he found a way. Until eventually they decided to give him beads. Which to say the least, was an improvement :]
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 17
Elzar: hey can you call me? I can’t find my comm
Avar: yeah, one sec, let me find my own
Elzar: alright
Avar: i can’t find it, can you call me
Elzar: yeah, one sec
Stellan: *currently in the possession of the one brain cell the three of them share*
Elzar & Avar: *running around and doing something stupid again*
Stellan: seriously, why are you two like this?
Elzar: aww come on! We know that you still love us
Stellan: … where did you get that idea? *jokingly*
Elzar:
Stellan:
Avar: *sniffles*
Stellan: !!!
Stellan: wAIT IM SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT I LOVE BOTH OF YOU SO MUCH PLEASE STOP CRYING FORCE IM SO SORRY
Avar: *drunk after one shot* you two are so hot
Stellan: uh huh
Avar: and spicy
Elzar, grinning: right, go on
Avar: *wrapping one arm around Stellan and the other around Elzar* extra strong chili paprika doritos
Special Guest
Random Republic Senator: so, how many children do you have?
Yoda: biologically, legally or emotionally? Because a difference there is, hm
every time AMCA makes the cal kestis double jump joke i have to go back and read the og post
in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda