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Deciding to try something new...
Imagine what it would be like in a poly relationship with the Matsuno brothers. You have way more experience then any of them and have been in relationships before so it wasn't that weird to you. They were so desperate to have a girlfriend and you just couldn't pick one of them so you picked all of them.
Osomatsu was definitely the one that suggested it. He said it jokingly once and the others laughed it off but it left you thinking. You later ask him if he was serious about it and he laughs it off until he sees the serious look on your face.
You decide then and there that you need to talk to the brothers. You sit them down at their table and explain the situation. Osomatsu, Karamatsu, and Jyushimatsu were immediately on board. It took the other three some coaxing but after explaining some more of the details and talking it all out everyone agrees to it.
The boys are ecstatic because they finally got themselves a girlfriend. You have a schedule set for one day dedicated to each of them each week and one day to yourself or for being with all of them.
Now, when it comes to sex they're all total virgins so you're gonna have to lead the way. They all really wanted to lose their virginity but you couldn't pick who would lose it first so they decided on a competition to pick the order. Who could make you cum the most.
Like before they each got their own day with you during the week. They spent each day making you come with some combination of toys, tongues, and fingers. After the week was over the order was decided....
Lemme know if y'all want a part two 😚
How Osomatsu Celebrated His Birthday This 2024!
May 24, 2024
⏰: 1:00pm
ふぁ～あ！よく寝た！ 母さん、朝ごはんは？え、もう昼だからない…！？？あいつら全部食っちゃったの！？腹減ったのにぃ〜！！ チェッ、じゃあ飯食いに出かけてくるか～みんなお昼何食べた？？ 今日は誕生日みたいだし、ぜいたくに牛丼とかもいいねぇ～（おそ松）
Ahh~! I slept well!
Mom, where's breakfast? Eh, it's already noon so there's no breakfast anymore...?!? Those guys ate it all!? But I'm hungryyy!!
Tch, let's go out for lunch then~. What did you guys have for lunch??
Looks like today's our birthday, so it'd be nice to splurge on some beef bowls or something, right~ (-Osomatsu)
⏰: 8:00pm
ごちそうさま～！ああ、食った食った！！ 結局昼は、牛丼大盛で食うために金増やそうとしたらパチンコですっちゃってさぁ～なんも食えなかったんだよねぇ～ …はぁ？なんだよトド松！！自分はハンバーグ1個しか食べられなかったって…？ いやいや、俺は2個しか食ってないって…！！いやほんとだって…！！！ ちょ…！！口゛の゛中゛に゛手゛を゛入゛れ゛る゛な゛ーーーー！！（おそ松）
Thank you for the meal~! Ahh, I ate so much!!
In the end, I was trying to save up some money so I could eat a large serving of beef bowl at lunch earlier, but I ended up spending it all on pachinko and not eating anything.
...Huh? What is it Todomatsu!! What do you mean you only got to eat one hamburger steak...?
No no, I only ate two...!! No, seriously...!!!
Wai--ARGH...!! DON'T- PUT- HAND- IN- MOUTH----!! (-Osomatsu)
⏰: 10:04pm
ふう〜やっぱり布団は一番気持ちいいわぁ〜みんなも早く布団入ったほうがいいよ〜 今日はみんな、たくさん誕生日祝ってくれてありがとね〜弟たちも楽しそうだったわ！また来年もよろしく！じゃ、おやすみぃ〜！（おそ松）
Phew~, being in bed really is the most comfortable~. You should all get to bed soon too.
Thank you everyone, for celebrating our birthday today~! My little brothers looked like they had a great time! See you again next year! So then, Goodnight~! (-Osomatsu)
All: Ichimatsu Karamatsu Jyushimatsu Todomatsu Osomatsu Choromatsu
The birds name is Cho-chan 🦜🔥💥
Magical girl Osomatsu x Villain Totoko
Watch the speedpaint of this pic here: https://youtu.be/eSYWXeD6JqI?si=aiXM_WxXJhYkK5vO
Happy birthday to the bitchless gang!!! I hope these loser NEETs know they're very dearly loved ❤️💙💚💜💛🩷
Happy Birthday to the sextuplets!!! I've always noticed how 24 gets emphasized in the show, so this year 2024 is its time to shine with a tribute to the number 24!
Osototo!! I love them (✿◠‿◠)
Osomatsu & Totoko moment redraw :›
I think they're sweet hehe
This lads look so goofy silly and gunky, I love these designs
I dunno why but I have such a sweet spot for those spiral nerdy glasses on choro, and the freckles ahhh so cute!
holey guacamoley ur art looks so good an tasy omgggg (p≧w≦q)
atsutodo but i turned them into trooooollllllzzzzzz
osomatty and this angel atsushi design for my personal cringe atsutodo au….
Big bros!!! I relate so heavily to their dynamic as the second oldest sibling out of 4, karamatsu's just like me fr
CHOUKEI‼️‼️‼️‼️ I LOV CHOUKEI SM MY FAV DUO‼️‼️‼️‼️🎉🎉 JWKAAHAHAJJDJD FIKSJWIWEJ i lov choukei sm…
I hold so much hate for him, what a stupid man, I also want to marry him.
He‘s so fucking stupid I wanna marry him
(Source: https://youtu.be/Ih250Irdy1U?si=Mwa3iH1RVEH-Fa3r )
Galaxy Choukeimatsu 🌌🪐
Osomatsu dude go away! Can't you see choro's havin a moment
yooouuuu wanna know what sounds really good rn? You writing silly, mundane headcanons of the matsuno bros. I've been trying to think up of shit to give you to make head canons about but all i got so far is silly icky food combos that theyve randomly eaten or just like. I feel like ichi and choro would have the worst. Ichi just bc he's lazy and it was what was lying around and the time and choro because a freak. I can see him eating a peanut butter and pickles sandwich.
Fav gross foods!
I got this ask and went through all the boys ages ago but tumblr hadn't saved my draft and I lost it. I'm finally returning to it and it may not be what I had before but by god I'm getting it done.
Osomatsu
Salted watermelon
Least ashamed (he has no shame)
He makes fun of the others for their picks though
Will insist on salt any time he eats watermelon, no matter the company
Will also violently insist on having anyone else try it
"See? It's great, right? What'd I say, it's the best!.. What do you mean you don't like it?"
Karamatsu
Wine with anchovies
Thought it's a classy cool thing to do, and then got hooked on it
It is not cool, he read the instructions wrong, and people give him weird looks
It doesn't help that he's just dipping the anchovies in the wine glass
When he figured out he was doing it wrong, he didn't fix it, but just got more secretive
Will be up at 2 am like a cryptid dipping anchovies in wine
Choromatsu
Cucumber in honey
"But it's healthy!"
Of course his would be the blandest option
Read online that it helps lower blood pressure and god knows he needs it
Though he gets made fun of the most, only because he tries so hard to defend himself
It makes him feel better that the crunch is so annoyingly loud for the others to deal with
Ichimatsu
Cat treats (freeze dried shrimp)
We've seen Ichi get pissed at Oso for eating something that he had bought for cats in the past; I think that'd be freeze dried shrimp
One day while feeding the cats he noticed he was hungry and got curious
And then he actually liked it, how awful
If anyone makes faces at him for it they swiftly move along when he looks like he'll kill them.
Sometimes esp kitty will shove one in his mouth when he seems to be stewing for too long
Jyushimatsu
Peanutbutter ramen
I mean, there is peanut sauces, but Jyushi hardly has the patience to make the whole thing
It's even worse when he forgets to drain the water and it's just watered down peanutbutter
Let's not mention that he likes the noodles on the harder side
Lemme also add here that sometimes he'll just eat the ramen dry with the flavor packet poured in the bag
This is probably his least odd combo, if we're honest.
Todomatsu
Dipping fries in strawberry ice cream
Saw a post about it and tried it for himself; though usually in those posts it was vanilla or chocolate
He can't abandon his brand though
Personally, he likes how the tangy or occasionally sour flavor mixes with the salt on fries
He also likes bar fries with ice cream, which is where it gets more questionable
I'm talkin paprika or cayenne pepper; others end up coughing and then choking on ice cream while he looks as sweet as a peach
OUUUU YEAAAAH!!!!!!!
14th or 15th, the same right??? These days that I was totally consumed by these sextuplets, I couldn't help it, you know?
I used some old designs (I think) of the game and all the phrases from Pinterest!! (I don't have enough imagination)
First time drawing all of them too... and hopefully not the last!!