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Happy Nerdy Prudes Must Die day, go Nighthawks!!

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Ranking the NPMD kids on how much and how well I think they mask.

Pete: can mask if absolutely necessary and is pretty good at it, immediately needs time to recharge, main person to handle social situations Him, Ruth, & Richie run into.

Richie: Cannot mask to save his life, doesn’t try to.

Ruth: Cannot mask to save her life, does try to.

Grace: Has been masking severely since she was young it’s so tightly glued to her face she can’t take it off, doesn’t consciously recognize she’s masking, definitely undiagnosed.

Max: Masks any “uncool” interests, mainly masks around his dad, probably undiagnosed.

Steph: Masks alright, mainly masks around the other popular kids, does it subconsciously, maybe undiagnosed.

Mmm... Max Jägerman Hatchetfield??

You know. Of all the things I had on the list.

Meeting Max Jagerman was not on the bingo sheet

Moment of silence for absolutely horrendous line "my dirty girl soup got me hungry for more"

So. Logically, Dead Max is Like That because of the curse. The mayor says “That’s not Max anymore,” implying that whatever brought him back warped him beyond reasoning or humanity.

But wouldn’t it be so much funnier if (because he was drunk when he died) he was just. Eternally hammered to the point of insanity.

Gonna have a hell of a headache when he gets to Drowsytown, that’s for sure.

I’ve literally never seen a clip of Jerma doing something normal

He’s always pretending to eat a bird out of a bird house or comparing himself to an m&m or coming back from the dead to haunt teenagers like ffs man get a grip

Jagertitty but even more tragic.

Arospec Grace accidentally(or purposefully ig?) using Max and mistreating him. He’s head over heals, super touchy and kind of gross, and she’s just completely indifferent. If you really hate Max you could make him aspec. Classic toxic relationship right there.

Maybe they both have redemption arcs and realize they just make eachother worse. They’re in love and they have never been less happy than they are together.

Or: One has a redemption arc/gets therapy, the other goes the complete opposite direction.

Grace actually becomes friends with the nerds after Max dies in the Waylon Place. Almost canon-compliant, but she starts to feel bad for what they did to Max, and when he comes back it kills her what they have to do. She manipulates him and uses the trust that she already violated once to get rid of him for good. Or maybe she just can’t bring herself to do it. Bad ending 👎

Max makes nice with the nerds after surviving the prank. Grace somehow gets her hands on the black book, and tells Max about her evil plans. He’s still in love with her so he doesn’t really try to stop her or stand up to her, trusting her to make the right choice like he did, until it’s too late.

There’s a lot of untapped potential with parental figures for Max. Obv we’ve seen Paul because he’s like. The most popular adult in Hatchetfield.

But have you considered Emma meeting Max through Paul, and being a better match for him because she was an edgy prick as a teenager, so she gets him in a way Paul can’t.

Or, less beneficially, Ted as an older brother figure. Maybe they could meet through Pete if Max has enough of a redemption to be friends-ish with him. I think Ted would also be way more understanding because Max is honestly just Ted but younger and more athletic. Simultaneous character arcs. Or maybe not maybe they’re just awful forever idk

If you wanna get into some LiB/PIEP shenanigans. You could go with Holloway! Tbh I haven’t seen NMT so I haven’t got much for this. But it seems interesting enough.

Or John! Max has to move out or hide from his dad after some inciting event. He gets sick of hopping around between houses of people who kind of don’t like him, so John(probably the only person without a grudge against him) takes him in. You got your classic troubled teen and emotionally closed-off adult pairing. Bonus points if Max is queer and that’s like the only emotional situation John is comfortable in because he dealt with it, too.

There’s so much! So much!

I once saw someone ask if Jagertitty was Max x Titty Mitty. Shoutout to that person

I feel very passionately about this. I need more Max and Steph friendship content.

Need them growing from that surface-level popular group friendship to genuinely connecting with each other.

If you’re into Michie, or ig this could also work for any Max x nerd ship, you could make them bond over liking a nerd. Steph would be gushing about Pete and Max would be absolutely disgusted with himself for relating to it.

Need an AU where they were super good friends and Max made certain that she didn’t know how awful he was. And instead of pulling the prank, what humbles him is losing the only person that he was actually, truly close with. He becomes friends with the nerds just to get her to forgive him, but he ends up actually liking them.

Tbh I really like the last one, might make a follow-up post about that. Point is, their dynamic would be cool and they have lots of potential. Steph would be good at humbling him and I think he would be less stand-off-ish because she’s not a nerd or whatever. Food for thought

I love me some dead teenage jocks

I ask my friend to show me a hot guy they sent me copia and then we both sent the same photo of max jagerman

i need more max/richie content NOW

dirty girl soup