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I can see Raph as a female human just getting pissed and turning and yelling, "the fuck you just say to me?" and unhooking her bra and chucking it at Mikey without taking her shirt off and saying, "hold my bra bitch shit just hit the fan." And as she's kicking ass Leo is face palming, Donnie's taking a video, and Mikey's cheering her on with Raph's bra still on her head where it landed.

I had a dream last night and I had to share 😆😂

The turtles: *chatting in the living room while watching a movie*

Me: *runs into the room at top speed and dive bombs for blanket on floor*

Me: *lands on edge of blanket*

Me: *rolls*

Bros:............ O.O

Me: This is my final form

Me: I have become a blanket taco

Me: *sticks out tongue*

when your joke ruins a conversation but you know it was amazing

When you tell your friend a really bad pun;

this is so true

I want to cry but i have things to do

someone else: *makes a mistake*

me: don't worry buddy! it is not a big deal! we can fix this! we'll figure it out!!

me: *makes a mistake*

me: i am irredeemable worthless garbage and i want to die

DON’T TOUCH ME I’M STERILE

Gay culture is using your “straight voice” around new people

Therapist: I see sadness in your eyes

Me: that my sharingan

*something bad happens to me*

me, through gritted teeth: Sasuke…..

Pros of re-reading your own fic

a good time;

Has exactly the tropes you like and the characterization you want to read;

Gratification: yes you did finish a thing and yes you did do good;

just a very fun time all around.

Cons of re-reading your own fic:

Is that another TYpO