Meanwhile In Merasault - Blog Posts

Ok so, imagine this: Dazai danceing with Sigma was another one of his wierd ways of thinking (just like rolling on the ground) and Chuuya knows of this habit damn well. Now that they know Fyodor is alive they need another grand plan so this happens:

"Chuuya dance with me!" "Huh, what makes you think that I would ever wanna dance with you shitty mackerel?" "But how else am I supposed to think?" "Ugh, genius they say. I'm the only one who sees how stupid you are, I'm telling you, I'm cursed!" "Chuuya is no fun, if it were Kunikida kun I'd tell him it was good for the brain stimuly and he would've grabbed me by my waist immidiately." "Really, and would your Kunikida kun also succeed at pulling a vampire act on the anemic bastar as well?" "And look where that little plan of yours got us." "Oh, but you were so pleased with yourself back at the rooftop, YoU cAnNoT kiLl mE blah, blah, blah" "Chuuya is so childish!" "YOU CALL ME CHILDISH -" Dazai sits on the groud, ready to start rolling "Oh, fuck no, I can't go through this again!" Chuuya pulls Dazai up and they start danceing. Dazai immediately starts humming a tune. After just mare seconds the duo is in complete sync, after a few more seconds, their gazes are locked onto eachothers. While Dazai was hard at thinking, Chuuya unwillingly found himself analyzing each and every detail in his partner. Have his eyes always been this bright? Have his cheeks always been this pink? Chuuya is just about to fugure out wich song is Dazai humming when the mackerel in question stops abruptly. "I can't think, Chuuya is too distracting" "I LITERALLY DIDN'T SAY A WORD!"