Meatwormcritic - Blog Posts

Was watching live footage of alien dissections in a warehouse in the Sonoran desert, on my 16th hour. This random white guy appeared in my room to ask for the link so I laughed and said "is not for you gringo." Normies, am I right?

Anyway I love these stupid little men.

BREAKING NEWS: you are being attacked soon

The assailant: I am coming

BORN TO MISTRICK

POCKET DIMENSION IS A FUCK

鬼神 TRICK EM ALL 1989

410,757,864,530 DEAD JOHNS

When I was 12 years of age I wrote a set of really bad Muzan headcanons after receiving an ask (that I forced my friend to write and send). That post has 531 notes as of today. When I remember this I scream in horror, and I grit my teeth in hatred, sliding them over each other again and again and again and again and again until they are flat and smooth.

My inability to add anything to a post besides "YOU'RE SO RIGHT" and the same point the op made regurgitated actually makes me super dumb.

Hi, it's me, user Kidnappingvictim99 on tumblr.com! Formally known as Meatwormcritic/Meatwormfanfics. I am even MORE obsessed with Mistrick & Misfiction than I was in 2022-2023. Scroll down to read more about me and what I'll be using this blog for.

I have no clue how to introduce myself, I will try. I would say English isn't my first language so you can't get mad at me for grammatical & spelling errors but I would be LYING! Fun fact: my parents both speak multiple languages and attempted to make me trilingual as a child but I just never picked up on anything besides English. Tragic. I completely forgot French and Arabic (aswell as any other languages I attempted to learn when I was younger). But enough rambling about that. Just take any grammatical or spelling errors as evidence to my hatred of the English language. <- whatever that means.

Time for some actual introduction. For impersonal names, you can call me Meatworm or Meatwormcritic. You can also call me Kidnappingvictim99 if you realllyyy want to.

You can also call me ↓

Lama (لمی, LEM-ah)

Kazeen / Kazi & Kaziana

Muzia

Fairuza

those are my main names, I go by other ones too. (ദ്ദി ๑>؂•̀๑)

My pronouns are He & She, he preferred. I was born Muharram 8 (December 25th) and am a minor, be aware of that. Dattebayo!

Evil mixed fag, (W)blasian latino + American, I speak English & I'm Learning Arabic. Queer.

INTERESTS

My interests are ↓

Mistrick & Misfiction

My Hero Academia

Demon Slayer

Nana

The Summer Hikaru Died

Pearl & X (A24)

Ghibli movies (specifically Grave Of The Fireflies)

2000s, 90s and 80s movies and music

Horror in general

Musical theatre

Old internet and Tumblr culture / Heritage

Fanfiction and fandom culture in general

Cultural anthropology

Psychology & Linguistics

Queer history

Japanese history (Yamato period, Heian era, Edo period, Taisho era, Showa era. Mostly the heian era.)

Pre-islamic arabian history

Japanese cinematography

+ way more I'm forgetting and don't have the motivation to write again because TUMBLR. DELETED. MY. EDIT. I'll probably fix this up at a later date. The ones in bold are very special to me.

Tumblr deleted my FUCKING edits to this so I'm gonna keep this brief because I do not want to write everything all over again

WHAT I WRITE

I mainly write headcanons. I don't tend to post any of my writing but that's going to change soon. I write for ↓

Mistrick / Misfiction

My Hero Academia

Demon Slayer

The Summer Hikaru Died

That's it. I might edit this list as I grow up and evolve like a pokémon.

DO I TAKE REQUESTS?

I won't write full fics but I will write headcanons. Shoot me an ask and see if I respond. I might not though considering I am a student and EXTREMELY mentally ill. I may just drop random headcanons and scenarios when I feel like it. Dattebayo!

BYF

As stated above, I am extremely mentally ill. Don't expect me to be online all the time or answer your asks.

I am always flying into an angered frenzy and I am crazy. I am always moving closer to my prophesied demise.

I have unhealthy obsessions and am naturally protective over those obsessions.

I don't expect anybody to really interact with me so I'm not worried about writing an extensive BYF or anything, just ask me questions if you're curious.

DISCLAIMER

I think dni lists are functionally useless but I will block you if you're a NSFW / MDNI account. There is more "criteria" but I am lazy. I block freely and very liberally, I will block you if you annoy or disgust me. Do not reach out to ask why you're blocked/ask if you can be unblocked. I don't care.

MY TAGS (ok, I made this addition hours upon hours after the original post. But I thought it was relevant.)

#Kidnappingvictim99 / Meatwormcritic = general tag encompassing most of my posts

#Meatworm speaks = I give my thoughts on a topic, usually something stupid.

#Lama laments = more personal complaint / slightly more serious topics

↑ possibly more to be added.

Ok bye that's all I'M STILL SO MAD THAT TUMBLR DELETED THE EDIT I MADE HERE AUGHHHHHHHH IF IT DELETES IT AGAIN I'M GOING TO EXPLODE AND KILL PEOPLE

That moment when I do my required daily search through the Mistrick tag and I find absolutely nothing new. The only things I find are the same 5 pieces of art and MY POSTS from 2 years ago on my old blog. I used to be Meatwormcritic.

I genuinely wish there was more of a fandom for Mistrick / Misfiction because I am severely obsessed with it and have been for a good 3 years AND IT'S AMAZING AND AWESOME AND GREAT AND I'M DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH JOHN. I need to actually use this blog to Mistrickmaxx and stuff but I crave validation from likes and comments and you typically don't get those on Tumblr, I can't even lie.

I just feel the need to heal my younger self and POST POST POST about Mistrick and I'm sorrryyyy that this is a ramble but who the hell cares because it's Tumblr and like 5 people MAXIMUM are going to see this. I will be posting headcanons and stuff about John & Chase because they are my everything.. Maybe. No guarantee I'll actually follow through and post about it BUT STAY TUNED IF I DO BECAUSE I WILL WRITE STUFF THAT IS SO GOOD THAT YOU ASCEND TO HEAVEN AND SPIRITUALLY HIGHFIVE GOD. IT WILL BE SO GOOD YOU START TO WEEP OPENLY.

Idk bye I know this isn't what ANY of the people who are following me actually followed for but I don't care because like I said I do what I want.. I do what I want forever..