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Man: Hey, want a ride? I'm heading that way anyway!
Me, a female presenting person walking home: No thanks, I do wanna get murdered or worse
Man: ...What..😨
Me: I didn't mean to say that last part out loud
Man: Okay... Have a nice day...
Me: Thanks!! You too!! *continues walking*
My lack of filter is either saving my life or murdering me. This happens outside a 7/11 btw
"LOL the first one to discover this will look crazy telling the others"
-God
Okay I had a flashback to when he kissed and he fully shoved his tongue in my mouth (bad way) and I’m healed actually
The man I didn’t even want in the first place just ghosted me. What the fuck? Come back?