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Merwin: Joey, I'm gonna pretend for a second that you're my wife and that we have children,
Jason: Fuck you Eric.
Eric:
Merwin: Yeah, Eric, fuck you!
Eric:
Joey: Eric, you suck.
Eric:
Clarisse, looking Eric up and down: You look like you shop at vineyard vines.
Eric, tearing up: That is the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.
Jason: Hey, Nick, quick question. How much is 256 multiplied by 24?
Nick: Do I look like a calculator to you?
Jason:
Joey:
Merwin:
Nick, sighing: 6,144.
Rachel: We don't need to know about your asphyxiation kink.
Merwin: My tinctures?
Rachel: No, I said we don't need to know about your asphyxiation kink.
Merwin: Oh, I thought you said tinctures.
Rachel: Why the FUCK would I say tinctures???