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-Lissa: Reads all the latest research papers and makes a lovely speech recommending all Moroi practice social distancing. Is struggling to maintain a solid work/life balance.
-Christian: Makes terrible jokes to cheer Lissa up, and ensures she doesn’t forget to eat food, drink blood, and get some sleep.
-Rose: Is going crazy from being in quarantine and feels pissed she can’t kill this motherfucking virus.
-Dimitri: Spars with Rose to help with her frustration and is learning to knit. His first knitting project is a scarf for his mother.
-Mia: Is paranoid that she’s going to get the virus even though Moroi are immune, and prays REALLY hard that a vaccine is coming ASAP even though she’s not normally religious.
-Abe: Is secretly funneling some of his money to help research a cure and/or a vaccine for the virus.
I got this idea from incorrect roman quotes, and decided it was too funny NOT to post.
I’ll help you with it! : Lissa Dragomir
Yeah, sure: Eddie Castile, Jill Mastrano
Bold of you to assume I did the homework: Mason Ashford
Um, no: Mia Rinaldi
Wait. We had homework? : Rose Hathaway
*read at 5:55 pm*: Jesse Zeklos