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If INTP was in The Office:
INTP: My job as a sales person made me realise how much I hate people
(Looks sideways from camera at the cameraman)
INTP: I hate when people are prying into my life.....cuz guess what? I have nothing interesting in it....except Pam, Pam is awesome.
(Gets questioned if he likes Pam)
INTP: No, not really. I like her a lot, which is surprising since I don't like many people here *mouths Angela*
INTP: now Pam and I are good friends, I do believe she hates her fiance tho...but what can I do about it?
(Gets questioned about his work)
INTP: I come late everyday, Dwight is always mad at me being late, I don't care much. I check in my computer and play Pac man while talking to stupid clients like an idiot selling paper which won't be useful in a future paperless world.
INTP: then I take a 2 hour break and pretend to be friends with Micheal to justify my 2 hour break.
INTP: I have lunch in my car so I won't have to see Kevin eating 4 tuna sandwiches in one go.
INTP: I spend time with Toby, he is like the only normal person here. We sit down and mumble about our misery.
INTP: I hate Andy, he is so annoying, I have to hide in the bathroom to avoid his constant brags about Cornell. I mean I went to Yale, and now I am a paper salesman *shrugs* this is always how it ends.
(Gets questioned about Jim and Pam)
(Looks at the camera)
INTP: everyone knows they are in love. It's not even a question at this point.