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Yeah…I discovered the incorrect quotes generator. I know some of these have been done but…
Midge: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...
Lenny: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
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Lenny: I would never say that my partner is a b**** and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a b**** and I like them so much!
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Midge: I have feelings for you.
Lenny: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?
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Lenny: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Midge: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Lenny: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Midge: Is it working?
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Lenny: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Midge: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.
Lenny, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.
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Lenny: I’m in love with you.
Midge: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Lenny: I know.
Midge: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
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Midge: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
Lenny: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Midge: ...
Midge: You mean ring bearER, right?
Lenny: ...
Midge: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
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Midge: Are you ready to commit?
Lenny: Like, a crime or a relationship?
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Lenny: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Midge: Peonies, why?
Lenny:
Midge: Were you going to get me flowers?
Lenny:
Midge:
Lenny: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
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Lenny: Midge, you love me, right?
Midge: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.
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Lenny: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Midge: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Lenny: Yes.
Midge: I'd sleep.
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Midge: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Lenny: It was autocorrect.
Midge: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Lenny: Yes.
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Lenny: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Midge: I wrote you a poem.
Lenny, already crying: You did?
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Lenny: Midge is playing hard to get.
Lenny: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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*Lenny comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Midge’s bedroom.*
Midge: Babe, are you.. coming to bed?
Lenny: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend.
Lenny: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep*
Midge: ...
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Lenny: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!
Midge: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?
Lenny: I don't know, surprise me!
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Lenny: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.
Midge: Marry me.
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Lenny, throwing their head into Midge's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Midge, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty f***ing annoying, that's what you are.
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Lenny: My crush isn’t picking up on my hints.
Midge: What hints have you given them?
Lenny: Well, I think about them a lot.
Lenny: And sometimes I even think about talking to them.
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Midge: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Lenny: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Midge: But you’re always acting stupid?
Lenny: ...
Lenny: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
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Lenny: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Midge: Wow. They sound stupid.
Lenny: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Midge: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Lenny: I guess you’re right. Hey Midge, I love you.
Midge: See! Just say that!
Lenny: Holy f***ing s***.
Midge: If that flies over their head then, sorry Lenny, but they're too dumb for you.
Lenny: Midge.
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Lenny: Midge and I are no longer dating.
Midge: Lenny, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.
Y’all there’s Jazz version of “Uptown Girl” by the Cooltrane Quartet.
Okay, part 5 my of Domestic Burlesque series is up! We’re out of the dark times, yay!
Okay, the next installment of Domestic Burlesque is up. This deals with some heavy elements so mind the tags. Please tell me what you think!
Head canon: When Midge and Lenny get married, he has the numbers from her fortune cookie engraved on her wedding ring. She has “I’ll always bring my umbrella” engraved on his.
This head canon comes features in “Two Comics Walk Into Temple…” part of my “Domestic Burlesque” series on ao3. Please go check it out and review!
Her lucky numbers are 46, 24, 11, 6, and 5.
Let’s do the number meaning for it.
TMMM Series Finale Review:
- Midge…WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST GO TALK TO LENNY?!?!
- I love Abe
- Stop cutting to Joel!
- Aww Susie!
- Aww Rose!
- Chinese Restaurant Scene broke me and she keeps the Fortune!!!
- The ending with Midge and Susie is great
- This is still a disappointing season overall.
Okay, so I’m working on Part 4 of Domestic Burlesque, it’s just that it covers 1964-1966 (if you know you know). Obviously, it’s going to end happily, but it gets pretty dark. So, I decided to post a little bit of fluff first. Please let me know what you think!
Not me restructuring “Very Blue Lives” on ao3 again…
Okay, the third installment of “Domestic Burlesque” is up! I’m insanely excited about how chapter 5 turned out. Please check it out and let me know what you think!
I was thinking about Midge and Lenny while working on a new chapter of “Very Blue Lives” (it’s on ao3, please go read and review. I need validation like Lenny and Midge need each other).
Anyways, I was thinking about Midge and Lenny in Miami and why Midge turned Lenny down.
Sure the bs Vegas train wreck just happened, and Carol kind of freaked her out, but those answers are boring.
First of all, he’s weirdly reluctant to talk about her career. In Miami, whether she knows it or not, Lenny’s avoidance to discuss her career is part of the reason she walks away. Flash forward to the blue room, he’s making it clear that he listens to her and promises to take her seriously, and that’s when she decides “yes, okay. Let’s see what’s between us.”
She needs him to take her seriously as a comic, and once she realizes that he does, she’s willing to be vulnerable with him as a woman.
And that’s a great step for Midge, who isn’t taken seriously personally or professionally, especially by people she loves.