Mike X Ness - Blog Posts

brain rot so bad i had to draw them 😭🙏

might be very niche but securitywaiter dash and lily au.. do you see the vision

guys..... im big brain rn.... working on securitywaiter/dreamtheory a pearl by mitski animatic.. whos ready for traumatized gay people!?! (in like a month)

was requested to do this on the discord and it got away from me so here

ur welcome

basically securitywaiter

Evil Ness moment...

🥪

Mike: Will you marry me?

Ness: *gasp* Mike, a million times-

Mike:

Ness:

Mike: *sweating*

Ness: Is that a ring pop?

Mike: Listen-

Ness: But of course, yes!

Securitywaiter fans...

Imagine Mike proposing to Ness because yes...he could totally imagine the rest of his life with this guy?

And the ring he proposes with is just...a hideous, colorful thing from a gumball machine because Mike doesnt have money but wanted to give sth to Ness anyway.

And he's all like:

"Once I saved some money I'm gonna buy you a prettier ring, don't worry..."

And Ness acting all insulted be like:

"Are you insane? This one is perfect! I'm gomna wear it until it falls off!"

Either that or Mike proposes with a ring Abby made. Both adorable ideas in my opinion

Summary:

Mike was sleeping on the job, stupidly making a deal with the Ghost Children. As he tried to right his wrong in the same dream, he get's woken up by a familiar voice, crying for help.

Tags:

DreamTheory (ship), securitywaiter - Freeform, They're at Freddy's, Mike's dreaming, Incoherent, i probably mixed up a lot, i wrote this at 3am, don't expect it to make much sense, not proof read we die like Garrett

My first fnaf oneshot to be published ever! Literally wrote this and passed out, I don't know how coherent this is, have mercy

BAHABABBABA THE WAY MIKE GOES 😨

*Mike and Ness walking through a trail in the forest*

Mike: I wonder what Ness is thinking about, he seems so focused...

Ness: I could probably hide a body here, I wouldn't, but I could

Mike: He's such a sweetheart <3

Ness: But the police would expect that, I need to be more unpredictable, maybe I can-

Mike: "What's going on in the mind of yours?"

Ness: "Hiding bodies"

Mike: 😨

THEIR SO CUTE :D ❤️

The bfs are talking 🫶🫶🫶

*fuckeeennn... THROWS THIS AND RUNS*

CANON.

Mike: *Complaining about his eyes and lights and stuff*

Ness: The think you have astigmatism

Mike: ...Autism.....?

Ness: Uh, yeah, that too

CANON😭

Ness: I know you’ve probably been emotionally unavailable since you were twelve, and look like you’re about to die of sleep deprivation, but I would run away with you if you asked.

Mike, just trying to order a hamburger: what?

Ness: what?

Abby, coloring on the kids menu: He said he’d run away with you if you asked.

Love is in the aaaaiiir!! 💕

Little Securitywaiter hints too:) maybe I'll drop what Mike posted for Ness on his private if you guys are interested 🤫

(Ness's account, Sparky's' account)

Oh, what did you say? hm.. I do wonder who's house and car that is where Ness happens to be posting from on Valentine's, hmm, strange...

Love footage and hearing voices in the Pizzaria!?!? Ness is getting closer to solving the Freddy's case⁉️⁉️⁉️🤨🤨🤨

Link!:)

There's a new break in the Freddy's case? Oh? So Mike IS the security guard at Freddy's... oooooh, Ness met him how?? That's crazy...

Anygays, Ness posted lol:))

NestorTheory posts: Part1, part2, part3, part4, part5

Ness' instagram!:)

There's a new break in the Freddy's case? Oh? So Mike IS the security guard at Freddy's... oooooh, Ness met him how?? That's crazy...

Anygays, Ness posted lol:))

NestorTheory posts: Part1, part2, part3, part4, part5

Ness' instagram!:)

NestorTheory Instagram lore recap in cliffnotes!

4th of January, account created + 2 posts. An introduction and Radio update.

5th of January, selfie, fun facts, and radio updates.

6th of January, first Freddy's post of the actual diner along with an update from sparkys (including a selfie)

9th of January, first 'Freddy's-a-go' update + plan.

11th of January, successfully broke into Freddy's and posted multiple photos from inside along with updates and finds.

18th of January, Mike makes a post on Ness' story about how Ness is sick after breaking into Freddy's + photo of a sick and sleepy Ness.

23rd of January, update on Ness' health along with another eepy Ness photo.

25th of January, 'Freddy's-a-go' update from a healthy Ness, no longer sick + photos of Freddy's from the outside. Radio update and a hint to a live interview on his radio station with a "certain security gaurd".

January 31st, Ness posts on his story about a radio update along with his Lock Ness Monster theory board as the photo in the background.

Between all of those posts, Ness has interacted with the Sparky's Diner account too, which is ran by his sibling 'Andy' (because in the book it's said that Ness' family own the Diner, that's the only "canon" I'm taking from the book. Completely made Andy up)

Andy teases Ness about how he stares at "your security guy" in the comments of several Sparky's Diner posts, Ness responds back and that leads to him getting Mike's (security guys) number after Mike had written it on a receipt that Andy picked up instead because Ness was busy with another table. Andy makes a post on the Sparkys account about how "you should really notice this! Also, make sure to return 10 receipts to get a free coffee on the house!" Ness proceeds to freak out in the comments at realising Mike left him his number and offers anything in the world to Andy so he'll give him the receipt that had Mike's number on it.

This is the shortest way I can explain the LOOORE, but I plan to make a full in depth post about it all soon Including behind the scenes lore that has only been hinted at and not given full context (Mike randomly posting on Ness' story is a GREAT example because securitywaiter isn't established yet. As far as people knew, Ness just had a supposed crush on him and then BOOM Mike Is randomly in Ness' room taking care of him while he's sick + now he's following a certain @MichaelSchmidt1975 too, hmmm??) (Also, you don't have to like securitywaiter to enjoy the account, you wouldn't even notice it:))

All set in the 2000's like the movie by the way!

There is a LOT more I will explain in depth, but this is for whoever to take a look at! I'd appreciate if you check out Ness' instagram and Sparky's too if that's what your interested in, I absolutely adore making these and there should be a new post tonight because Ness' radio station will be on in the morning, Saturday at 8am sharp ya'll!

You cannot tell me this isn't Ness crashing after staying up for 2 days to prove that he's right about the cop (vanessa) going into the pizzaria at night.

Guys he's just so silly, the goober just needs to sleep before going on a tangent about how he "didn't get sick from the air, Mike. Really, I'm fine" (he literally broke into Freddys a week ago with a flashlight, camcorder and bag. Genius didn't even bring a face mask so he wouldn't breath in whatevers in the pizzarias air)

Well, we get silly. Check out Ness' insta if you want more sillies and rants from Ness:)

stop this is so cute😭

They’re so cute like actually I’m gonna scream

SHUT UP, THIS WAS ALMOST EXACTLY WHAT I WAS DOING WITH THE STORYLINE FOR NESS' INSTAGRAM BUT HE JUST ENDS UP GETTING SICK TOO😭

The world is healing 🤧

these were the progress photos I took for a drawing of Burnt out Ness. Mike basically puts him on house arrest because he will not stop overworking himself. But because he's so tired and everything is so much he keeps snapping at customers which makes him feel even worse so he's sitting watching star trek like the angriest cat in the whole world. the picture of matpat is a reference pic for the hair Final Product

Whaaaaaaat, Ness is sick?? Noooo.....

What a creative idea I have for (Ness) accidentally not posting for a week, whew🤧

BUT. SECURITYWAITER VERY OBVIOUS HINT OHH??? SECURITYWAITER LIKE A SLAP IN THE FACE?? Oh do I wonder what happened over that week to lead to this, mhm, I do I do..

BUT! Ness will be back in full swing, aswell as Sparky's :D

I procrastinate even if it's over something I've got brain rot over (securitywaiter ✊😔)

Expect some new posts soon, I have so much planned for our boys (and sparkys) :D

(@nestortheory and @sparkysdinerhurricane Instas!)

Also, look at Ness go, 23 followers already :')

I JUST FINISH READI G THDI AND.... OHMYOGD???? OHMY GOD. OHMYGOD??? THSUS???? INCREDIBLE. CANON. NOMANEE FOR THE WORD YES. ITS SO GOOD??? OH MY GOD.😭😭😭

Summary: Mike found a dog and he tries to find his owners. Then in gratitude, the owner offers him a free meal.

I wanted to post something securitywaiter related a while ago.. and here it is idk

Oh my god ABSOLUTELY. It just, is, one of THE fics. It's like how we all collectively decided that Ness calls Mike sugar after one person mentioned it, it's got to be canon at this point.

It's just so fucking good 😭

2 qnd q half hours qgo I started reading "Five Nights At Sparky's"... OH YM RUCKING GOD?? OH MT GKD? OH MT GOD. I UAVE NOT SAT ATILL THE ENTIRE TIME. I HAVE BEEN GIGGLING AND ACREAMING LIKE A KID, ITS SOFUXKUNG GKKD??? I CANNOT DUDE, OH M6 GOS. THSI IS MY PEAK, THIS IS MY LIFE. I FU KUNG LOVE SECURITYWAITER OH MY GOD, I SERIOUSLY CANNOT 2XPLAIN HOW EXCITED AND HAPPY I AM OVER THIS FIC AMD IM SO HAPPY I HAVENT READ IT ALL YET, I CANNOT BARE IT TO EVER BE OVER😭(EVEN though I've seen posts from the author adding TO IT!!!!)

Just a heads up that my Ask's/question thing is open if you lot have any ideas for what Ness or Sparky's (Diner) should post! (on their respective Instagram accounts) I'm open to any ideas or questions that I think will fit with the timeline/characterisation of both Ness and Sparky's:)

It could be headcanons, literally anything you lot want because I made it for our fellow silly minded, securitywaiter, fnaf loving people.

(Also I will EVENTUALLY, hopefully, making a fic out of this along with failed detective ness:))

It's not era accurate, but I'm trying to keep the style/what they say kind of 2000's coded/in that era, despite them very obviously posting on Instagram and not a forum online.

Also! Ness is 23 (23!!) in this, the only thing I'm taking from the book is that his dad/family own Sparky's, that's why on a previous post you would have seen the Sparky’s account responding more like a sibling rather than a proffesionsal brand/buisness account. Andy, who mainly runs the Sparky's account (completely made him up) is the one teasing and jabbing at Ness in the instagram replies/comments about Mike and whatnot. I am but a simple man, if you cut open my heart you'll see a little nugget that says in bold print "SECURITYWAITER."

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I can't be the only one that thinks this image SCREAMS securitywaiter

Don't ask me about the text, I can't find the original😭

This is CANON.

I hc that Ness does the same thing MatPat does when he's frustrated at a video game where he makes weird whining noises and climbs all over the place/hj

Securitywaiter hints on Ness' instagram wink wink? Hmmm??

I CANT DUDE THIS IS SO PERFECT😭 AND TH2 FACT THAT THIS SONG IS ON MY SECURITYWAITER PLAYLIST???

The aforementioned Dreamtheory animatic;